Whats the weirdest place you've ever jerked it?

[eaglez1177]

My friends and I had a talk about this today at football practice and it actually turned out to be REALLY funny.

Share some stories about the weirdest place you've ever jerked off before.

No joke, I once jerked off in the laundry room of my house. I have no idea why.

 

[Negative_Nancy]

I Jerked it on a road treat in the back seat of my car when my parents weren't looking and I was in Highschool

that's how badass I am

 

[Kal0051]

while hiding in a girl's closet. Wish she didn't catch me

 

[WhitePimp]

In the dumpster outside my first job

 

[Scar Tissue]

At work in the bathroom.

 

[john paul]

I BEAT EVERYONE.

Freshmen year of high school, in english class after i had finished a test. I sat in the corner and the girl sitting next to me had her skirt revealing too much for me to handle. I put my hand on my pants and just rubbed slowly until I unloaded in my boxers.

hahaha other than telling that story here anonomisly, im taking that to the grave.

 

[Gangster Of Love]

I BEAT EVERYONE.

Freshmen year of high school, in english class after i had finished a test. I sat in the corner and the girl sitting next to me had her skirt revealing too much for me to handle. I put my hand on my pants and just rubbed slowly until I unloaded in my boxers.

hahaha other than telling that story here anonomisly, im taking that to the grave.

NO, I BEAT YOU, AND EVERYONE ELSE.

My world history class in the 9th grade, some 22 years ago, before you were born!

The T.A. was a senior hottie, perfect hair, makeup, and lips. The teacher was always talking to her and she would flirt with him; so I grabbed my crotch under the desk, and I rubbed over my 501 jeans, stopped breathing for almost a minute, and splurged all over inside. :yes:

 

[jacob]

this is how you end up being a flasher then if you keep doing it a child molester then rapist so catch yourself pray the rosary and ask God to help you with your temptations before you end up in jail

 

[Kal0051]

this is how you end up being a flasher then if you keep doing it a child molester then rapist so catch yourself pray the rosary and ask God to help you with your temptations before you end up in jail

I think a lot of the responses that will be posted here are fake (mine was at least).

 

[gungho]

Well im going to hell..

It was when I first started jerking off and it was all new to me.. i was at my church after sunday school in the bathroom stall!

 

[comic_relief]

ummm... I guess I don't have any really good stories of jerking it.

I usually stuck with the bathroom and my bedroom.

oh but my one friend went 15 times in one day. That impressed me because my record was five times.

comic_relief

 

[Kal0051]

ummm... I guess I don't have any really good stories of jerking it.

I usually stuck with the bathroom and my bedroom.

oh but my one friend went 15 times in one day. That impressed me because my record was five times.

comic_relief

err, even 5 times a day is too much for me.

 

[comic_relief]

err, even 5 times a day is too much for me.

not like I do it everyday. I was either sick or pulling an all nighter without coffee (something has got to keep me up pun intended )

comic_relief

 

[Mr_rogers]

this is how you end up being a flasher then if you keep doing it a child molester then rapist so catch yourself pray the rosary and ask God to help you with your temptations before you end up in jail

What the hell are you talking about, you Bible-thumping moron? I fail to see how jerking off in an uncommon place leads to flashing people (which is all about wanting to shock and disturb people), then molesting children (which might I add is completely different to flashing people, as its all about being a pedophile)) and then becoming a rapist (which usually has little to do with sex and is more about giving the rapist a feeling of power).

Back your faith up with some facts so you look less retarded.

 

[ChalengeGuyFan]

In the beginning of my masturbatory life I jerked off behind the block of flats. I was horny and saw a nice pic on a door
Yeah, there were houses, a street + blocks of flats right there Hahah

I decided to go home to wash my hands and I jerked off again in the elevator. That was a speed run (20 seconds? )

Haha

Funny thread :crazy:

 

[tricktickler]

In my younger days I jerked off in my grandma's bathroom when I was spending the night over with my cousins...I had no control over myself back then Lol.

 

[Fingerling]

some great ones there guys.

i on the back row on my own in school (was like lab desk) and i'd just discovered that my willy wasn't just used for p1ssing out of. so i teased one out.

 

[horaholic]

I Jerked it on a road treat in the back seat of my car when my parents weren't looking and I was in Highschool

that's how badass I am

I've done that one. I was trying to sleep under a blanket in the car, and rubbed a slow one.

Thats the only wierd one I have.

Oh, and one time at work, I got some sexy texts from my ex, and i ate my lunch in my van, then tried to take a power nap, but was so horny I had to pull saacket over me and go at it. There was noone around for miles though.

 

[FireOnTheMountain]

I Jerked it on a road treat in the back seat of my car when my parents weren't looking and I was in Highschool

that's how badass I am

Ah, I was going to post the same thing.
Yup, I spanked one out in the car while my family was driving on a vacation trip.

Looking back, I really don't understand myself sometimes. I guess when you're a horny teenager with raging hormones, you just won't let anything stop you.

 

[eaglez1177]

Dude some of these are soo fvcking messed up lol...how the hell could you ever jerk off in the back of a car on a family vacation or in the middle of class at school? I dont understand how you could even manage the courage to do something like that given how totally and completely embarassing it would be if you ever got caught.