Whats the Strangest PU you have used?

[Starman]

One time at a party..I acted like I had cerbral Palsy..and limped my way on to my target..started looking at her elbows smiling..then I said in a

retarded voice "Hi! I BOB! With a B!"

her: "well HI BOB!"

then I said "Have you theen my baseball?"

then at the same time I coulnt hold it in anymore..and we both just started crackin up

I didnt get the #..but it was fun

 

[Mr. Mystery]

Haha!

Just last week, me and some friends were at TGIF (restaurant) and I felt like having some fun so I approached a two set and told them off the top that I was on my way out but I needed two phone numbers before I go home or my father will beat me.

I got the ugly ones number with this horrible excuse for a PU and called it while in the parking lot to see if it was even real.

She answered it and came out of the restaurant to talk to me cause it was too loud to hear inside. When I saw her outside, I yelled out that I could see her, started cracking up and left.

Mr. Mystery

 

[dbot]

"I would probably say something witty or charming to you, then engage in pointless conversation for a few more minutes, BUT I GOTTA PISS! So let me have your number and I'll give you a call." She gave me her number.

 

[StephenBoogie]

This is one that didn't get me all too far...yet I enjoyed using it--and that is what counts!

"Excuse me, I couldn't help but notice how obscenely f*cking fat you are. I mean, maybe if you peeled off 30-40 and were hot, I'd stick it in. But look at you! You're a poor woman's Kathy Bates! Jesus Christ!"