What's the sexiest thing a woman's ever told you?

[Naughty Ninja]

I know you guys have to have some stories on the sexiest/nicest things a woman's ever told you or done to you (besides sex itself).

Awhile back I was hanging out at a local bar with friends when I noticed a group of guys surrounding a few girls at the bar. I was minding my own buisiness watching the T.V.'s above the bar when one of them approached me and told me "My friend thinks you are BEAUTIFUL" I was kindof in shock because I'd never heard someone say that to me and when I looked I saw her friend in the surrounding group and she smiled and waved at me. I walked over and talked with her and we wound up dating for a year. She was absolutley GORGEOUS is what even made the comment so powerful. All I could think was "Holy Sh!t".


It may not be the greatest story but I'd like to hear some from you guys! We need some more positive threads on here! Something to pick up the spirits of DJ's who may be feeling down about their current situations and need to reminisce on the up's they've had in life and that they ARE successful despite perceived "failures" along the way.

 

[Huffman]

I was with some girl and we were at her place cooking something for dinner together, and I said "If we continue to fry the steaks the're gonna get hard" and she said "...I like it a little harder ..."

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!! (were my thoughts at the time)

 

[Falcon25]

"Your divk is so big...............It will never fit."

 

[AFCToDJSlowButSurely]

girl told me shed suck my **** for a mint yesterday

been told i have beautiful eyes quite a few times by hot chicks

another horny ass girl I used to cyber with kept saying she wanted to taste me and wanted to know how big my **** was, when i told her she was like man youre thick and wanted me inside her, she also referred to herself as my sex slave quite a few times lolz

 

[kingsam]

I know you guys have to have some stories on the sexiest/nicest things a woman's ever told you or done to you (besides sex itself).

thats NOT sexual? hard one that!!
ermm...
"you have a really sexy body" / or variation on this (hot/buff ...etc....) - leading to girls wanting to fVck you for your body...which is a good feeling (thing is im not *that* amazing (if compared to mens health cover star) tho i am better than 99% of guys coz most guys never go to a gym!)

 

[In2theGame]

"Your divk is so big...............It will never fit."

LOL!!:crackup:

 

[In2theGame]

Girl tells me "Your making me so damn wet!"

Long story short i took her jeans off in the staircase of her Apt building. it looked like a water park was in her pants. banged in on the stairs.

 

[boomerick]

Had a girl tell me once that she orgazimed so hard her third time that her body was shaking uncontrolably and her "teeth felt like they were vibrating".

Ah...romance......(hahahahaha)

 

[Huffman]

Oh and there's this one text message I got about how she was lying in the whirlpool, soaping herself and wishing I was here to help her...

Well she lived too far away but otherwise I would have made the wish come true that same evening! Dayum!

 

[Naughty Ninja]

I forgot. I also had a co-worker who's married tell me "I'm your #1 customer" when I was assisting another girl who was all giggly when interacting with me. (the co-worker is married and hot as hell) I think she was jealous because she said it mad. Always smiles, waves, and flirts with me. Damn if she wasn't married I'd bang the daylights out of her! And I think she knows it too. lol

 

[Oxide]

"Please come inside me"

 

[In2theGame]

Ahh gotta add this one.

Girl i messed around with a long while ago, we were on the phone late one night and she was seriously the "innocent" type, hasnt done much of anything with a guy and im smooth takin her. After 40 min talkin on the phone i hear her voice getting shaky and i asked twice if she was ok or tired and wanted to get off the phone, she said no. Finally i heard a deep breath and i thought to myself thats either a yawn or something is goin on LOL.

i said "jokingly" so what you wearin?
Her: Um.. :giggles:...Nothing,...
Me: Oh really....
Her: your sexy voice kinda made me wet so im kinda rubbing myself :giggles:



Funny thing is when i saw her later in the week and i brought it up, she kind laughed and said she was so embarassed and doesnt wanna talk about it because she was a good girl. A good girl right, but then again she grabbed her ass and said all kinds of crazy stuff when we were havin sex. "Come fvck me good and hard, pull my hair and treat me like a slvt"

Dont let the cute little innocent girls fool you, they are the ones who will want it hard and nasty the most.

 

[tihash]

"Come on my face"

 

[SandHawk]

I've had several girls tell me I have magic fingers. And another girl specifically requested that I blew my load in her mouth.

 

[Kailex]

Nothing turns me on more than when a girl says:

"I'm picking up the check."

If I had a gina, it'd tingle.

 

[Powerlifter]

I actually had the post master this week give me one and if I wasn't listening attensively to her I would have missed it she looks to be in her late 40's.

I was filling out a return receipt form with my magifiers and made the comment these dam things make my eyes worst but it's what the eye doctor recommended.

She says to me in a very serious tone wait until you get into your 40's that's when your eyes will really get wierd etc., I tell her in jest but being serious I am getting close I am 39 she doesn't bat an eye and continues to talk about how bad her eyes have gotten since she's in her 40's.

I must be doing something right when you can keep over a decade off your looks and pass for someone in your 30's when I turned 51 yesterday and walk proudly with my gray head and not hide it it's a great feeling.

Powerlifter

 

[Warrior74]

Nothing turns me on more than when a girl says:

"I'm picking up the check."

If I had a gina, it'd tingle.

This.

Or "No strings attached, k?" hawt.

 

[AMDG]

I know you guys have to have some stories on the sexiest/nicest things a woman's ever told you or done to you (besides sex itself).

She wrote poetry about her love for me.

 

[Blood Angel]

"If we had a condom, I'd totally jump your bones right now."

Yeah, it's not much but whatever.

 

[Huffman]

"Punch me harder"