"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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what's the nastiest thing a Woman has ever said to you?

Jaun_Don

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Years ago I got told that there was "nothing that I don't like about you, it's just that the physical isn't there"...

That had me thinking **** this is ******** for I am NEVER having sex with you isn't it?...so I never contacted her again.

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"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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"Oh, you're so immature!"
 

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you are the perfect guy, but if i could have the extra large size rather than the average, it would be even better... not an insult, but it states that i will never get into porn:(
 

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once a girl was asking me to do something for her..

me: 'Why would I do that?'
her: ''cus you're nice and I'm cool'

I'm like.. f*ck, I'm out.
 

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'Aww you're so sweet'

'Lets just be friends'
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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spider_007

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"If i'm not merried by 25 your gona merry me"

and

"one day your gona make some woman wery happy"

This came from female friends/coworkers in random conversations.
At the time, I was really excided to hear that. Haw little did I know.:( They went on to fvck some more jerks, while I was left holding my **** in my hand.
 
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Jariel

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Nobody ever insults me any more, but I had some harsh ones back in my school days...

"You're not fat....you're plump"

"You're not fat, you're just big....only joking, you're fat!"

"With that jacket on you look like Meatloaf"

"You're a really sweet guy, but I don't want to lose you as a friend"

"You're like a big teddy bear"

"You're like a brother"

"Your hair looks stupid"

"I'd give him a 4" (some girls giving me a rating out of 10)

....the list goes on and on. I had a very rough time as a teenager, but it served as good motivation to improve myself.
 

Jariel

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Oh wait, an ex-girlfriend did insult me rather badly some months ago by calling me a "manipulative and creepy bastard".

It hurt because when I thought about it, she was right. I'd been using a load of seduction techniques, acts and strategies on her and I was indeed manipulative and creepy.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Originally posted by Kitsune
"Oh, you're so immature!"
Get that all the time because iam most of the time! (mature is very boring!)

Whats wrong with it?
 

Mr. Mystery II

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Man, I almost lost my temper a few weeks ago...

My friends had walked ahead of me to the club after we search 20 min. for a parking spot. I had to use the ATM and was walking to the club and passed a parking spot that we passed up because we thought it was too small. There were three hot girls that had just got out of the car and I was walking behind them. I said, "Nice parking spot, I passed it up earlier, ya'll got balls" One of them turn around and gave me an up and down look then proceeded to ignore me.

I should have given up at this point but instead I said, "You'll just gonna ignore me?" with a charming smile, to which the same bytch replied, "Fvcking white boys"........I was frozen in rage. What made it funnier is that the girl that said it was white also, what a dumb broad.

What made me the maddest was that I let the comment get under my skin.

Sh!t happens, you just gotta roll with it.

Mr. Mystery
 

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wow she called you a fooking white boy and she was white?
those self hating girls are retarded
worst a girls said to me is...
me: (passing by her on the dance floor) excuse me, just trying to get through (yes just trying to get through didnt really even notice her)
her: (gives me this total ***** look like she shocked I had the nerve to even talk to a "hottie" like her):
me: (she wouldnt budge so I was giving her the WTF look)
her: you want to dance? you must be joking)- then a very evil glare)
her friend (you want to dance with her??- like she was shocked to)
me: uh (I was shocked cause I was just trying to get by)- I just said "whatever"- then slid past her when a space opened up- pissed me off !

seriously some girls have real issues
 

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"I wish I could find a guy just like you"

I felt like screaming "You dumb b!tch!"

this is one of my female friends who I fvcked up with awhile back (being AFC sux), the only reason I keep her around is because she is good company and tells me what I am doing wrong when it comes to women, so its not really that bad.
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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"If I wanted a LTR, I would pick you, but if I wanted to get laid, I'd sleep with Bob" (buddy of mine). That's when I knew I had problems.
 

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"Swollow your head and change body and maybe you will become good looking".
 

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playing monopoly after talking to a group of girls:

friend: (my name), you should be the pimp hat
friend's gf: obviously he definately shouldnt

B!TCH!!!

also:

"I cant wait until a nice girl comes around and fvcks your life up and shows you how much of an ******* you really are" - some chick after i tried sosuave.com scipzors haha
 

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"hey, faggot"
"hey, skinny bltch"
"what are you _dumb_?"
"come over here, gayboy"
etc.

Three nasty gang bltches in a not-so-good part of town who happened to catch me walking by with a huge houseplant, LOL. Really thought my white-bread butt was gonna be toast.

Anyway, reported them to the ASPCA. Feral wenches have to be spayed and have their rabies shots or the dog catcher will put 'em down (yeah, big loss that would be, but only if you measured it by the pound)
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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