whats the most tactful way to ask about her infection?

[pdx1138]

infection = stinky pu$$y


Ask her last time she went to a gynecologist?

This girl is great in every way (so far) but there is something amiss
going on down there.

I don't want to embarrass her.

sometimes its bad, sometimes not so bad but there.

She gives GREAT blows and I like to reciprocate, but this is too much.

 

[backbreaker]

i mean think about what you are asking for a second. is there one possible good outcome lol?

either she doesn't know how to douche or she has ebola of the pvssy. is either or really better than the other? are you really going to say "oh thank god she just doesn't know how to wash her cat"

that is pretty much the red flag of red flags. if you can't take care of your poon what makes you think you can take care of a house or finances or anytihng else?

my sister is 12 years old and mymom is going through that stage with her now "your body is changing" and she is on her about that **** like a nazi drill Sargent, every freaking day, and this woman is 38 and has stan stank? no thanks.

that is the turn off of turn offs to me. it's like a guy who doesn't know how to use deodorant.

 

[Warrior74]

Ugh. Reminds me of a time in college I was this really cute girl hanging out on campus. We are sitting on the stairs of the library, her behind me, giving me a massage because I was sore from the gym. I lay my head back in her lap and smell the most rank smell ever emanating from her jeans. Suddenly I felt the bile rush up my throat as I realized is was the smell of her rotten cooch. I told her I suddenly felt ill and excused myself back to my dorm. I never spoke to her again. Fuuuuuuck that sh1t.

 

[Iceberg]

One of the most beautiful girls I've ever dated, had the most rank puss of all time.

Worst part was, she was always trying to get me to eat her out. It was the only time I've ever dry heaved in the middle of sex.

Ugh. Smart girl too. What a waste.

 

[st_99]

that is pretty much the red flag of red flags. if you can't take care of your poon what makes you think you can take care of a house or finances or anytihng else?

Good point. A dirty house, dirty credit report, dirty pvssy. Its all the same. It spells trouble.

 

[pdx1138]

house / credit / everything checks out.

This is the enigma.

if everything was out of order I wouldn't have bothered going this far.

Surely there's a way to solve this one.

I'll put my wang in her mouth after having it in and see what happens.

I did that to one of my ex's when she had a yeast infection, she got
a pill from the gyne the next day.

 

[Bible_Belt]

It's yeast infections. She needs to take acidophillus and eat yoghurt. A lot of medication and birth control can cause yeast infections. It is not necessarily a sign of poor hygiene.

 

[AW1983]

It is not necessarily a sign of poor hygiene.

+1

You guys are going a bit overboard. Some girls just emanate more odor than others, even if they keep it clean. Physiology is not standard across the board, there are many variations.

To the OP: I would just bring it up in a joking kind of way. Like if you've been down in that area just wrinkle your nose, smile, and say "smells a little off today". By saying "today" you're not saying "all the time" which will make her massively self conscious and also simultaneously assume you are comparing her to other girls you've been with. BUT in my experience most girls are very self-conscious about this issue, especially if they are into you. Some times they might not be aware there's an issue, maybe they're used to their own smell and no other guy has had the balls to say something. All it'll take is one casual comment and I bet she'll be firehosing that sh!t three times a day from now on.

 

[backbreaker]

lol dude you can't causally tell a woman her **** stinks no more than a woman can causally tell a small **** joke lol.

I mean, i don't particuarlly care why it stinks. does it really make a difference if it's a yeast infection or just bad hygine? the bottom line is if i can smell it she should be able to and if she can smell it she should be able to fix it or at the very least, have the fvcking decency to not have me go into Somalian war zone.

there is just no excuse for that. like if my nutts stink the girl does not care if I just have jock itch or i don't know how to clean myself, th bottom line is my nutts stink and at the very least i'm not going to ahve a girl try to blow me with stinky nutts.

I mean it may seem trivial but it says a lot about a woman to me at least it does. I can understand sometimes **** happens and you get or catch **** but you know, don't hope i don't fvcking notice you stink and still try to get me to go down on you.

 

[iqqi]

I have a couple of friends who have a terrible odor when it is that time of the month. Just horrid. That is my main guess as to what some of you may have witnessed with your noses.

Also, just like your ejaculation can be affected by diet, same for a woman probably. Maybe she should eat more fruit, and yogurt to keep yeast infections at bay?

Douching is not sanitary, Backbreaker. A woman's body is designed to cleanse itself. That, and regular showers, + good diet.

 

[Greasy Pig]

Why don't you have a shower with her and offer to clean her? Start at the shoulders and work your way down. Mark sure you use some non-soap sh1t though for sensitive areas.
She might freak out when you hop in with some steel wool and crime scene deodorant, but hey, you gotta do what you gotta do.

When I was with my last LTR, whenever I'd fvck her doggy, whenever I thrust inwards, I'd cop a full waft of dirty arsehole blasting up from down there.
I solved the problem by showering with her and washing her, paying particular attention to between her arse cheeks.

 

[5string]

When something smells bad, something is just wrong.

 

[pdx1138]

She might freak out when you hop in with some steel wool and crime scene deodorant, but hey, you gotta do what you gotta do.

Ha ha, thanks for the laugh!

 

[scrouds]

I have a couple of friends who have a terrible odor when it is that time of the month. Just horrid. That is my main guess as to what some of you may have witnessed with your noses.

Also, just like your ejaculation can be affected by diet, same for a woman probably. Maybe she should eat more fruit, and yogurt to keep yeast infections at bay?

Douching is not sanitary, Backbreaker. A woman's body is designed to cleanse itself. That, and regular showers, + good diet.

Shaving legs and pits aren't natural either. But they better do it.

 

[Jules_Winfield]

PDX113, I befriended a male bartender and we discussed this subject the other day. If you sleep with enough women you will encounter this often. You can't go by race, socioeconomic background, age, etc... And you can never actually tell her.

I mentioned this to a female friend and she said, "if the woman only smelled her own, she wouldn't know she smelled bad." Trying to make her smell it will associate you with the bad smell.

 

[Atom Smasher]

This really is a tough problem when you're really into the girl.

Once I said, "it's a little stong down there today" and as I recall I got away with it.

Do any of you like a little armpit odor? I find that I do. Not a lot, but just a little trace.

 

[SoSuave666]

The smell of pvssy is actually something I LOVE. Like anything you love though, too much can be a bad thing.

There is nothing comparable to the smell of a yearning poon. I know I'm doing it right when she is wet as fvck and smelling ripe. It's something you need to deal with. If it's rancid though, I can understand. If you feel the need to bring it up, do it tactfully. "Hey baby, I love going down on you, and I love the smell of your juices, but tonight it just seems a little different." Let her know that USUALLY it's great, and you love it. Make her WANT to pay attention to the smell and such. It can provide great dividends for you in the end.

 

[backbreaker]

Shaving legs and pits aren't natural either. But they better do it.

not to change the subject, but it has come to my attentiont hat most guys do not shave their arm pits. I have always shaved my arm pits. I mean why the fvck not? i have had more than one girl comment on that. i'm like dude it's just fraeking pratical I don't want to stank any worse than i have to that hair builds up stank juice lol

i just do not like body hair at all really but particularly under my arms. I shave usually once a week there.

 

[Desire]

Red flag! There is someting fishy about that woman!

 

[MatureDJ]

Good point. A dirty house, dirty credit report, dirty pvssy. Its all the same. It spells trouble.

On a side note, having cruised around the Amsterdam Red Light District on a few trips, I can say that every chick I encountered there had the most sanitary piping I've ever smelled. All it takes is basic hygiene, like brushing one's teeth. I would say that any woman who can't do that obviously does not respect her man.