What's the most ridiculous thing you've ever done because you were trying to impress a woman?

[BadBoy89]

When I was rich (not anymore), a Hong Kong women who was mortgage broker got me a loan that helped me out. She was hot for her age and hasn't slept with a woman in long time. I told her "I want to thank you for helping me, lets go for lunch." She said ok.

We went to lunch in an expensive hotel. Outside the restaurant, they had Boutique shops, "Omega watch" "Chanel", etc. I thought "If I buy her a watch, she's going to sleep with me"

I bought her an Omega $7,800 watch + tax. She was pretty happy. I walked with her to her car expecting a massive makeout. She hugged me at her car. I called her 3-4 days later and she told me off.

 

[MatureDJ]

In high school, the girl I had oneitis for, with whom I had only reached second base, stole my hoodie. About a month later, when everyone was hanging out and she knew I would be there, she brought it back to return it. When she tried to give it back, I told her to keep it for now. In my head, I thought that if she had the hoodie, she would have an excuse to see me again.

The hoodie was long gone.

It's OVER for HoodieGiftCels.

 

[MatureDJ]

O.

You don't know if it's + or -? That's important too.

 

[Hamurabimbi]

You don't know if it's + or -? That's important too.

+. Universal donor.