Whats the most obvious come-on that you turned down?

[just so suave]

Ok so alot of you will have seen the 'Most obvious come-on that was missed' thread, and some of you have posted there. For those of you that haven't, heres the link...http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?t=13316.

This is the thread where you can post the story of the most obvious come-on that you turned down, and the reason why.

Mine was one summer a couple of years ago. There was a group of us (boys and girls) just chilling, and one of my friends suggested we go camping that night, everyone agreed except me, because I was going away for a week the next day. Everyone was trying to persuade me to go, and then one of the girls we was with (HB7), who up until that point came across as a completely innocent 'I've-never-thought-about-sex' type of girl, who had previously shown no interest in me whatsoever, burst out with this little gem of a sentence "[Just so suave] if you come camping with us tonight, you won't wake up a virgin." We all burst into a fit of laughter, and the girl was just standing there speechless. It took us all few seconds too realise she was being serious. After that day we all kindly refered to her as the tent whoar, as we're all lovely people, and she made her IOIs towards me less obvious.

Oh yeah, incase you was wondering, i didn't sleep with her that night.

 

[BMX]

I wasn't able to think of stuff for the other thread, so I'm glad this was created. Hmm, a girl showing me her boobs, a lady bending over and stickin' it way out in the aisle @ the grocery store, just me & her in the aisle and a chick moving a desk closer to me every class (IOIs, hair twirling).

 

[Bible_Belt]

I once delivered a pizza to a hotel room, where one fat gap-toothed redneck chick and two skinny redneck guys were smoking a giant blunt of some really crappy pot. The chick was on the bed and kept trying to talk to me. This was in Macon, Georgia, so she had a Southern Belle drawl of an accent.

Heyyy...do ya know what kinda party this here is?

(uh, no)

It's a GB party! Do you know what GB stands for?

(uh, no)

GB stands for gangbang! Why don't ya stay and party with us?

(uh, I'm married)

Well, she don't have to know!

(Here's your pizza. That will be fifteen bucks.)

 

[IPalindromeI]

I was standing on a girl's porch kissing her at the end of a long drunken night. My friend was standing there waiting for me (he gave us a ride to her place) and she invited us both in with promises of a crazy night ahead. Something about it struck me wrong though - something clicked in the dim recesses of my drunken brain and I thought 'gross', so I told her that I couldn't stay and me and my friend left.

 

[Desdinova]

I was at a concert having a hell of a good time. Some goddam ugly cougar who thought she was hot 5hit was touching me from behind. I did my duty and elbowed her in the boobs.

I fvcking hate cougars.

 

[synergy1]

I dropped the ball with a chick who was, at the time, out of my league. she just broke up with her bf, and defiantly had a thing for me before. We all went out to the bar, and she probably had 7-8 guys all hitting on her, my friends included. I guess I found it incredulous she'd want anything to do with me. But despite the most obvious come on that I've ever experienced ( even to date), I thought I'd be 'smart' and wait after I managed to go back to her appt, so I left without getting sex. I didn't get a second chance.

This was one of those things that made sure I never dropped the ball again.

 

[( . )( . )]

Last week at a club.

Her : Come outside, me and her want to give you a bl0wjob. (Points to chubby friend)

It was too cold out and I was zingin on disco bickies and booze, plus she was married to a cop (so she said) and I couldnt be fvcked moving. Piss weak I know, but I wouldnt have got hard anyway.

I got her number though . She punched in "in case of emergency" under her name which I thought was pretty funny.

 

[playa99]

mine was in my first year of high school, the hottest girl in the year (at the time) asked me out to my face and I flat out rejected her, why I was young, naive and nervous and didnt know what to do, that girl still shows IOIs from time especially around a year a go when I came close to making out with her only for her to be dragged into a girly ***** fight and i didnt see her again all night. Oh well we only learn from experience

 

[Skel]

Last week some ugly chick blowing in my ear and telling me she wants my **** in her mouth. That was pretty obvious

 

[comic_relief]

a hot girl was giving me IOI's (when I was single) but I really disliked her personality. I got up and walked out with her equally hot friend. It was a good night.

comic_relief

 

[Joe The Homophobe]

So many that I rather not talk about because I feel like punching myself. This thread serves a purpose, if you get the signals and they are consistent AND persistent, MOVE FOR THE KILL!

my last one was with this girl, little blonde at work who would stare and smile at me almost every day. The only problem was that there was already a girl that did the same and we had been chatting for 2 weeks or so. I come late to work one day and there is the little blonde and gives me a big o smile and says hi. I go in to work then like 2 hours later she is there talking to one of the supervisors telling them how she found a new job and she was leaving. I was determined to talk to her but because of this other girl i decided not to risk it but if she had not left the job that day she said hi to me i would have probably done it. She was talking to the supervisor like right by my desk like if she wanted to make me hear so i could approach her soon or forever regret!

conclusion: i decided not to risk it with the girl from work which i already was seeing and agreed to go on a date with. Next thing you know we have scheduling conflicts etc etc, she is the intellectual type not the type seeking a bf, I screwed up big time the little blonde seemed so friendly. I am still kicking myself.

 

[PRMoon]

The most obvious and most turned down come ons i've had have unanimously been by overweight women trying their luck. I'm sorry, just like overweight guys who have little money or karisma/styling have trouble picking up attractive women, so do overweight attractive women with little money or karisma/styling have trouble picking up me. I am and am associated with very attractive and selective males so (again like with attactive girls) when i get drunk and seem like i have my guard down, alot of girls get bold. More often then not, girls who are below my standards encouraged by alcohol will take a shot at the title. Unfortunately i'm a seasoned drinker so I see this and send the packing before they embarrass themselves too much. I'm not a nice guy nor do I want to be. I care about my friends and our collective games too much in order to salvage the ego of so one trying to stretch their ego without just cause. Tough life but dems the brakes i suppose.

 

[Gatorade]

This one girl that liked me called me one evening. I had to work the next morning, plus I wanted nothing to do with her. I just wasn't attracted....she had a real negative personality and I don't like that. Well anyways she tells me to go over to her house. I tell her that I have to work the next morning...She then tells me "well if you come over I will make it worth your while, and I promise you will walk in to work with a huge smile if you do come over." I say no thanks I gotta sleep. BYE. and I hung up.

 

[Maxtro]

I was in a Freshman or Sophomore taking a Health class. The lecture was condoms. The girl sitting next to me told me that she likes condoms in different colors. I asked her what the point was of colored condoms since you can't see them when having sex. I don't really remember what she said but she gave me her number without me asking for it. She wasn't that hot so I didn't call her but if I did I'm sure I could have banged her. I could have lost my virginity at around 16 instead of 22

When I was 18 a really ugly fat girl wanted me. She was a coworker and we were talking in her car for a while after work. I wasn't desperate enough to try anything. That's one missed opportunity that I don't regret passing on.

I have plenty of come-ons that I mishandled. I could have banged about 5 girls if I didn't screw up.

 

[The Deacon]

I got come-ons from a ton of girls I didn't like. What really makes me bitter are the come-ons I missed (or didn't believe) from girls I really liked.

This one girl in high school patted my head and told me I was beautiful. I had a huge crush on her. I never asked her out.

This one girl at a dollar store smacked my ass and giggled. I walked out of the store and she yelled at me "are you gay?!?" She was kinda cute.

This girl I liked in college asked me to dinner and I told her I had to study (STUPID STUPID STUPID)

Those are only the obvious ones. Let's not mention the wide-eyed stares and googly eyes, because girls toss those around like party favors.