"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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What's the lowest you've stooped to try and pick up some T&A?

T-KidTNB

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What's the lowest you've ever stooped to try and pick up some T&A? Something that you may not be proud of now.

Joined some PUA lair?

Offered drugs?

Try to hit on underage girls at the mall?

Did charity work to meet hb's?

Went to a third world country?

Strip club?

Have any of you degenerates done the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge for online "social proof" to try and look "cool" to pick up some T&A?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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skinnyguy

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T-KidTNB said:
Have any of you degenerates done the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge for online "social proof" to try and look "cool" to pick up some T&A?
HAHAHAHAHA omg one of my AFC friends did this on FB I had no idea it was for poon. Shame on him what a freaking dumb@ss
 

Mike32ct

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1. Went into the club with an LED Belt. It said, "Stop staring at my crotch" or "I fake my orgasms" lol. Plenty of laughs and compliments, but no poon.

2. Wore a banana suit on Halloween. A chick asked if I was gay. I said, "I may be a banana, but I'm no fruit." She didn't find that amusing lol.

3. Did palm reading on a chick in the club. Told her that she had a high sex drive. My wingman took her gf's shoe off and gave her a "sole reading" lol. Plenty of laughs but no action.

4. Went out with lair guys. The girl I had approached told me some creepy guy had just approached asking about dental floss. It turned out to be another lair guy that did that.
 

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Once slept with an obese married woman. Wouldn't recommend it. Felt disgusted with myself for a week afterwards.
 

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I knew a kid at work who invited every girl he saw and didn't know at all yet to his birthday party and heard from a few dudes later on that not one of them showed and thought he was a weirdo for doing it.

Kid was also a compulsive liar trying to outdo everyone else for no reason. People felt embarrassed for him. Oh well.
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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skinnyguy

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Mike32ct said:
3. Did palm reading on a chick in the club. Told her that she had a high sex drive.
lmao, thats classic
 
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