"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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What's the difference?!?!?!

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I am a fairly unpopular guy in my school. I'm not a total looser, but not the person that everyone wants to hang out with either. I've noticed something recently: When i meet up with one of my friends, i enjoy talking to him and hanging out. But with some other friends, they also have the same "friendlyness", but i tend to ignore them. I've known them both for about the same time. so why is this? what sets them SO far apart? I'm not doing it on purpose or anything, and they both are very friendly/funny and cool to be with...
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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the reason i'm asking this is because i'm afraid that i'm like the guy that i try to ignore. i was wondering if there is a slight difference between what makes someone cool and what makes someone annoying.
 
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A topic like that is much too broad.

but don't be needy, don't say sorry for things you don't have to be sorry for(this one might jsut be personal, because one of my friends says sorry for literally everything), have an opinion, don't kill jokes, don't amog,
 
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