Whats the best way to pick up women at a

[Starman]

Senior Citizen homes?

do the same rules still apply?

I have been working on this MudJawed flapping skin factory of a woman there..

the rumour is when she takes off her dentures and gives you a hummer..it feels like a vagina..so Im just curious

I bought her a negligee the other week..told her to go put it on..she came out and said "What do you think?"

I said the negligee looks perfect on you! But you should have ironed it first!

She snarfed and said "Im not wearing the negligee"

 

[iqqi]

i cant believe you started a thread on this, starboy.

you attention wh0re!

 

[Starman]

star boy?? Iqqi..dont make me send you a pic of my elongated internet python schlong that often gets mistaken for a garden hose in my pocket

and this is a SERIOUS question! I figured..this is an untapped market..so I wanna be the first to get in on the action

I will impress them with the fact that Im not Viagra dependant..nor wear depends

 

[00Kevin]

Originally posted by Starman
Senior Citizen homes?

do the same rules still apply?

I have been working on this MudJawed flapping skin factory of a woman there..

the rumour is when she takes off her dentures and gives you a hummer..it feels like a vagina..so Im just curious

I bought her a negligee the other week..told her to go put it on..she came out and said "What do you think?"

I said the negligee looks perfect on you! But you should have ironed it first!

She snarfed and said "Im not wearing the negligee"

I almost fell off my chair laughing... that is just wrong....