Whats the best way to ask for anal?

[protienpowder]

Every girl who I have convinced to try it eventually loved it, but there are many girls who refuse to even try it. What would be the best way to convince em?

 

[young_gun]

"So, um, wanna have anal sex?"

Haha, depends on the girl. Some love it, some will die before they even try it.

 

[kdnash82]

While eating her out, I would play with her butt hole. I'd escalate and escalate until I got my entire finger in. If she likes it, I would bring it up then.

 

[MooseGod]

Stick it in and claim it was an accident. lmao

or do what kdnash suggested... but seriously, it's overrated.

 

[ER!C L!VE]

Every girl who I have convinced to try it eventually loved it, but there are many girls who refuse to even try it. What would be the best way to convince em?

You can't get em' all, bro. Some chick might have convinced all her previous male partners to let her put on a 10" strap on and pound them silly. Eventually, she'd come across a dude that would say no. That's just the way it is, maing.. Not every person likes the same sexual activities.

Some girls WILL NOT try anal. The only way they'd ever have it is if they got it while they were pased out drunk or someone had put few Ambien in their drink.. Juss sayin...

 

[Don Juanabbe]

Oh man I can't wait til PuertoRican_Lover (LMS) reads this.

You poor boys, you've been completely twisted haven't you?

 

[hope7]

This is what you do. Make sure you are secluded and you say this around midnight in the light of a full moon. And you're over looking a lake or ocean that reflects in the moon light. And its absolutely silent except for maybe the waves.

You: babe, I have two questions for you I've been meaning to ask you quite some time now
Her: What is it???
You: Babe, do you love me, cuz . . . .cuz. . .I-I think I'm in love with you!
Her: *gasp* Yes! Oh god yes! I love you! *throws arms around your neck and showers your face with kisses* I-love-you-I-love-you-I-love-you! OMGosh. . . .whats the second questions???
You:*takes one hand around her waist, other hand clasps her hand and interlocks fingers. Looks at her with a very sincere face and shiny eyes. And says in a deep passionate voice* babe, I want to make deep, beautiful, passionate love to your butt. *you squeeze her hand slightly tigher, tear comes down one of your eyes* babe, I think its time we try anal.
Her:*before she can say a world*
You: *gives her the most passionate kiss ever, just like this pic
http://www.minimanga.com/~eminblack/sailormoonsnipits/images/usa_mamo/tuxmoon-kiss1.jpg
Her: Yes *squeezes your hand tigher and looks at you with dreamy eyes*. Yes, it's time. *Drops pants/underwear, walks towards bedroom, moonlight reflects off her bare beautiful ass so you can see each glute flexation with every step she takes. She bends over, spreads legs, arches lower back, smiles at you from behind with a dreamy expression on her face. Lustfully and romantically awaiting your affectionate/passionate entry*

Should I go on or do you think you have it from here?

 

[Bible_Belt]

Stick your thumb up her ass when doing her from behind. Have lube within reach, and use a lot.

 

[Teflon_Mcgee]

Get her drunk and stick it in.

 

[I.A.F.Y.B.]

Looking for something tighter than ur girls loose stank hole? :crackup:

Though sex was not intended that way..... It has to be up to the girl you with. Most girls will say it hurts like hell the first time. If she is not confortable doing it or doing it with you she won't like it. So, like some1 else mentioned.... you should probably get her drunk first.

 

[aliasguy]

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You never "ask" for anal.

You just do it. Start with touch, then escalate - finger, then fingers, then put it in. (I'll agree with whoever said it above......lotsa lube.)

Talking about it just gets their defenses up. Just move ahead steadily without any discussion.

BE strong, steady, sorta forceful, but gentle, if you know what I mean. It may take a few sessions before she warms up to it.

But, later, she'll be askin' for it.

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[Dilberto]

With alot of girls- trust is MOST IMPORTANT. There are quite a few women out there, who are genuinely curious about the "taboo starfish." Forcing it on her, or tricking her into it will NOT be a good encounter. In many states- sodomy is a felony charge NOBODY wants on their background check.

If she really respected her dad....and nearly trusts you as much as that- then she may let you enter her, "secret zone." Don't expect it, though. From what I have been told- it hurts like hell the very first time....especially when tense. She will begin to enjoy it more, if you are VERY GENTLE and don't start pounding-away like a jackhammer porn star does. After all- there are more nerve endings at the sphincter, than there is in your mouth. Women who have embraced anal sex tell me there is no better sensation than that. A telltale sign she is REALLY enjoying it is when her bunghole POPS OUT.....like a big monkey bump. Then- it's totally ON.......

 

[aliasguy]

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Hey Dilberto, WHAT the hell are you talking about?

Her DAD???? WTF?????


And what's all this crap about "from what I've been told"? Do you know what you're talking about, at ALL? I'd vote NO.

And your pathetic, third-hand description of rectal prolapse (which is pretty rare, BTW, even among those women who do do anal) is a HUGE red flag that you are full of SH*T.



You should not post stuff when you have NO idea what you're talking about.

And you DON'T.




Her DAD??????

JEEZ!!!!!!!!
You're weird, man!!!!!!
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[Dilberto]

Aliasguy- I Never said I was an expert...just going by what I read. I apologize for the "dad" misstatement- what I should have wrote is that she should have alot of trust(should have left DAD entirely out of it) in YOU before trying it. I've only done it 3 times. You're the authority on this one. I guess I have been listening too much to "loveline".......my bad

 

[Last Man Standing]

Oh man I can't wait til PuertoRican_Lover (LMS) reads this.

You poor boys, you've been completely twisted haven't you?

I don't respond to posts like this because it requires a perverted mind to respond to such a perverted request!

Quit chasing anuses and start chasing women!!

The "anus" movement is part of the homo agenda - to make it seem "ok" - meaning homos are "normal" and natural because everyone desires "it"!!

There is a larger agenda involved here boys!!

 

[aliasguy]

I don't respond to posts like this because it requires a perverted mind to respond to such a perverted request!

Quit chasing anuses and start chasing women!!

The "anus" movement is part of the homo agenda - to make it seem "ok" - meaning homos are "normal" and natural because everyone desires "it"!!

There is a larger agenda involved here boys!!

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LMS, u usually are SO consistent. But u f*cked up on this one.....


You DID respond to this one!!! And your response left you WIDE OPEN!!!


Did you see that movie AMERICAN BEAUTY?

I think of you as that dad. (The repressed HOMO Dad.) No offense. I like your posts, but you just sorta make me think of that dad in that movie.

I dunno, you might be as "real" as you seem, but maybe you are "overcompensating," dude.

Think about it.

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[iqqi]

I have to agree with LMS on this one.

Guys who have a fascination with anal sex will always be suspect.

 

[Last Man Standing]

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LMS, u usually are SO consistent. But u f*cked up on this one.....


You DID respond to this one!!! And your response left you WIDE OPEN!!!


Did you see that movie AMERICAN BEAUTY?

I think of you as that dad. (The repressed HOMO Dad.) No offense. I like your posts, but you just sorta make me think of that dad in that movie.

I dunno, you might be as "real" as you seem, but maybe you are "overcompensating," dude.

Think about it.

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The only reason I responded was to condemn it and not to advise!

This issue is not about me - and has nothing to do with "American Ugly"

It is the thought and "the act" that is the issue - a normal woman would consider a dude a homo to be wanting her anus and not her!! But it is only the hor, who is a deviation of the female as expressed in her natural femininity, who would welcome such a proposition!

 

[D!ck Ramsey]

Anal sex is over-rated. Your c0ck smells like poo and sometimes you will get a brown peanut on the tip. Also, butt sex is one step closer to fagdom IMHO..

but....

if you are still enamoured with this idea, might I recommend reciting her the lyrics to Frank Zappa's "Broken Hearts are for *******s"?

Sing it Frank!

You say you can't live with what you been through
Well, ladies you can be an assh0le too
You might pretend you ain't got one on the bottom of you,
But don't fool yerself girl
It's lookin' at you
Don't fool yerself girl
It's winkin' at you
Don't fool yerself girl
It's blinkin' at you
That's why I say
I'm gonna ram it, ram it, ram it
Ram it up yer poop chute
(Corn hole)
Ram it, ram it, ram it
Ram it up yer poop chute
(Fist Fvck)
Ram it, ram it, ram it
Ram it up yer poop chute
(Wrist-watch; Crisco)
Ram it, ram it, ram it
Ram it up yer poop chute
(Pud!)

Don't fool yerself, girl
It's goin' right up yer poop chute
Don't fool yerself, girl
It's goin' right up yer poop chute
Don't fool yerself, girl
It's goin' right up yer poop chute
Don't fool yerself, girl
It's goin' right up yer poop chute
Don't fool yerself, girl
It's goin' right up yer poop chute
Don't fool yerself, girl
It's goin' right up yer poop chute

Ahhh.... classy!

Have a listen (Track 3):

http://www.lavamus.com/Album/2219100/Frank_Zappa/Sheik_Yerbouti/mp3/