What's the best response to this kind of statement?

[OTB]

Okay, so there's this chick I've been gaming on Myspace:
she's pretty cute, she wants me and she's also a bit slutty......
(say whatever you want but I personally find slutty girls a turn-on )

So this is the line she comes up with:
"I've dated half of queens and brighton beach,
thats gotta give me some props =P "

So what would be the proper response to this kind of sh!t-test?
What is she trying to get out of me?
Or is this just a playful joke?

I know a lot of b!tches say sh!t like this to guys in order to test out the guys reaction........
What would you experienced brethen say about their intentions when sh!t like this flops out of their mouths?
And what would one do in order to trun the tables on them?

Thanks in advance, fellow Don Juans

 

[I.A.F.Y.B.]

So, she says...

"I've dated half of queens and brighton beach,
thats gotta give me some props =P "

Wtf does that mean? She already dated half the people in coney island?

Tell her she must be proud of herself and move on to a different subject... Say whatever you want.

 

[WalkingStick]

Doesn't sound like a sh!t test. If I had to guess, it sounds like she's qualifying herself, letting you know that other guys find her attractive. Don't worship her, no doubt most other guys do.

Don't think too much about her statement. Make sure you never give in to her and you'll be fine (since every other guy does).

You could play along
-"Really? Me too!"
-"Not all at once I hope!"
-"Which half was that?"
-"I heard those guys are easy"

or

Throw in a neg
-"What was wrong with them?"
-"You sure do get around:crackup: " (careful with this )

If she's a BIG slut and into you, it's almost hard to mess up.

 

[COD]

1)allthose people & STILL NO KEEPERS.......whats wrong with you?

2) are you not worried about STDS

3) GUESS I AM NEXT THEN, my turn

4) OOOH A CHALLENGE

5) INTRODUCING FUTURE EX-BOYFRIEND # 75

6) DEFINE DATED?

 

[penkitten]

so prostitution pays well these days?

 

[HandyAndy]

so prostitution pays well these days?

Epic

 

[OTB]

Doesn't sound like a sh!t test. If I had to guess, it sounds like she's qualifying herself, letting you know that other guys find her attractive. Don't worship her, no doubt most other guys do.

Come to think of it, she's definetly qualifying herself to me!

I definetly don't worship her,
she's younger and seems like a pretty cool chick to get to know.....
(partially for the fact that she'll give it up pretty easily )

And why exactly are you sure that other guys worship her? lol
It's proabably true, but I wanna know what made you come up with that assumption?.......

Don't think too much about her statement. Make sure you never give in to her and you'll be fine (since every other guy does).

You could play along
-"Really? Me too!"
-"Not all at once I hope!"
-"Which half was that?"
-"I heard those guys are easy"

or

Throw in a neg
-"What was wrong with them?"
-"You sure do get around:crackup: " (careful with this )

Those were exactly the kind of lines I was looking for!!!
PERFECT RESPONSE

I'm definetly gonna use more than one of these.....

And in regards to the "You sure do get around:crackup: " line,
Yeah, that one might piss her off! LMAO
:crackup:

I've noticed that with attractive chicks in general, they'll take any **** from you as long as you make them feel better in the long run
With the exception of calling them a slut, for some reason, this particular word is extrmely caustic to them (even more so than b!tch or cvnt.
Once she tells that you think of her in that way (that she's a slut, you are automatically moving into dangerous territory)

(I actually read a whole article about this, I'll post it up for you guys later )

If she's a BIG slut and into you, it's almost hard to mess up.

And no, unfortunately, she's not a BIG slut! :crackup:

I still gotta be a bit careful NOT to mess up.... ROFL
:crackup:

 

[OTB]

So, she says...

"I've dated half of queens and brighton beach,
thats gotta give me some props =P "

Wtf does that mean? She already dated half the people in coney island?

LMAO :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:


Sounds like you know the area pretty well.......

 

[OTB]

Epic

Please tell me,

What the fvck was so EPIC about Penkitten's post?

 

[HandyAndy]

Please tell me,

What the fvck was so EPIC about Penkitten's post?

http://a1.vox.com/6a00c225264172549d00d4143590d93c7f-500pi