"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Whats the American Term for a Slapper ?

MetalFortress

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Originally posted by BLUEox117
ma bad you less than 26 months older, point being theres a small difference.
flapper and slapper are relative to each other because they mean the same thing basically.


no one called anyone a fool so,
get help.:cool:
Flapper = rebellious woman in terms of clothing and style in the 20s

Slapper = slut who sleeps around

Tell me how that's the "same thing"

Oh, and nobody called anyone a fool?

"lol, you cant call me a kid when im less than 16 months younger than you, and my definition was perfect i was guessing the definition, fool, the words both being slang are fairly relative to each other in the first place,"

And it's STILL not 26 months, unless you are almost 18.

Game, set, match. You got served. To quote you, "get help. :cool:"
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Ice Cold

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Slapper: an ugly girl whose main priority in life is to get ****ed!

na man she is just a dirty slapper

kelly is a slapper
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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BLUEox117

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Originally posted by MetalFortress
Flapper = rebellious woman in terms of clothing and style in the 20s

Slapper = slut who sleeps around

Tell me how that's the "same thing"

Oh, and nobody called anyone a fool?

"lol, you cant call me a kid when im less than 16 months younger than you, and my definition was perfect i was guessing the definition, fool, the words both being slang are fairly relative to each other in the first place,"

And it's STILL not 26 months, unless you are almost 18.

Game, set, match. You got served. To quote you, "get help. :cool:"
what do u think the clothing and style was in the 20's? relative to their time it was slutty, they swore, they drank, they smoked, and they wore sexually provocative clothing(relative to their times) so they were the sluts of the 20's

see how its the same thing?


the jokes still on you, you the fool,

and uh no **** sherlock for your second last line

:rolleyes: why do u think im at this website:rolleyes: im am the help.
 
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