"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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whats that video game?

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I remember watching a video game trailer where its some brooklyn dude or something like that sitting in his cab, when all of a sudden a german or japenese paratrooper (cant remember) lands next to him and points his rifle at him telling him to get out, the cab driver does and beats the hell out of him.

he starts running and sees a bunch of other paratroopers and than tanks and basicly its an invasion into the U.S.

anyone know what its called?
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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red orchestra? not sure...only game i heard of recently with red in it
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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yeah this is like red alert 2, except with nazis and japs
 

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Maxtro said:
Seems interesting. It seems like what would have happened if the US lost WWII


US never won WWII.. It is a misleading believe in this country that US had something to do with victory in WWII, in the rest of the world they all know that we never took Berlin and made Hitler off himself..


Is this game available yet? I hope it's for xbox or PC..
 

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it looks like what would happen if the UK lost WWII actually... germany would stage one hell of an invasion on US
 
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