"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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What's some good music

LandingWood

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What's some good pre-sex music to play? When you have a chick at the crib and you're trying to get her to loosen up.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Duh....DEATH METAL!!!!!!!!!! :crackup:

That's a tough one, depends on the girl. I personally like some mellow, sexy R&B, like The Dream, Miguel, The Weeknd etc but if she's some hipster chick you gotta switch it up. Also I LOVE old school soul like Marvin Gaye's Let's Get It On (minus the famous title track WAY TOO CHEESY) and his I Want You album. Incredibly sexy music that just makes you wanna fvck.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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cvm on feel the noise - Quiet Riot
2 heads are better than one - Bill and Ted
Ass and Titties - DJ Assault (Ghetto Tech)
Asses Wiggilin -DJ Assault
Tongue Bath - DJ Nasty
Move B1tch - Ludacris
Face down Ass up - Dj Issac
2 Live Crew - Pop that pvssy
Splack Pack - Shake that ass b1tch
Wreckx-N-Effect - Rumpshaker
This is Electro - DJ Bazuka (play the video)
The Bad Touch - The Bloodhound Gang

http://techno.org/electronic-music-guide/

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Seriously though

Hero - Nas
Music sounds better with you - Stardust
Got so much love to give - Together
Cosmos -Take me with you
The Ones - Flawless
Make Your Move - Dave Armstrong
My Feeling - Junior Jack
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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