thederekeffect1
Master Don Juan
Well, The Derek Effect has once again worked it's magic a little too well and put itself in ANOTHER interesting position.
Tell us, Derek! Who is it this time? Details!
Well, friends. She's 23 years old. She's a great co-worker. Fun. Funny. Quite entertaining, actually. She's h-o-t! With a little spice of S-E-X-Y! She's... She's... Married!
She's hitting on me!
Damn it, Derek. How many times do we have to tell you? Stop putting yourself in these positions!
That's the thing. I haven't done anything to seduce her... That I know of. In fact, I try my hardest to NOT seduce her. Because she's married! And she's my co-worker!
I must confess. If she weren't married... She'd be giving me a blow-job right now while I type a field report on these forums.
Okay, okay. Tell us how it happened.
I don't know! It happened so suddenly.
One day, she comes up behind me and smacks my ass right in front of all the customers. Eversense, she's been non-stop hitting on me.
Today was the worst (or should I say... Best? What am I thinking?! She's married!). For example, I'm doing some food preperation in the back and she comes up behind me and playfully claws at my back. I just smiled and went on doing the food preperation. I didn't do anything back for two reasons. 1) I had no sleep last night. I was exhausted and I just couldn't think of anything to do or say. 2) She's married!
She always does something to get close to me. She always finds a way. "When you turn 21, I'm gonna get you drunk and have my way with you". "What?". "I said that we'll have to throw a drinking day for you" (she laughs making it obvious that I heard her correctly the first time).
She's just making it really obvious that she wants me.
Now the ball is in OUR hands. That's right. Ours. Because I'm going to let YOU tell me what my next move is going to be.
Will I?:
A) Go for it! Even if it's just one night. We can be each others dirty little secret.
B) Do NOT under any circumstance touch those taken goods!
C) Do not mix work with pleasure.
D) Other (Fill in the blank with your own answer)
Tell us, Derek! Who is it this time? Details!
Well, friends. She's 23 years old. She's a great co-worker. Fun. Funny. Quite entertaining, actually. She's h-o-t! With a little spice of S-E-X-Y! She's... She's... Married!
She's hitting on me!
Damn it, Derek. How many times do we have to tell you? Stop putting yourself in these positions!
That's the thing. I haven't done anything to seduce her... That I know of. In fact, I try my hardest to NOT seduce her. Because she's married! And she's my co-worker!
I must confess. If she weren't married... She'd be giving me a blow-job right now while I type a field report on these forums.
Okay, okay. Tell us how it happened.
I don't know! It happened so suddenly.
One day, she comes up behind me and smacks my ass right in front of all the customers. Eversense, she's been non-stop hitting on me.
Today was the worst (or should I say... Best? What am I thinking?! She's married!). For example, I'm doing some food preperation in the back and she comes up behind me and playfully claws at my back. I just smiled and went on doing the food preperation. I didn't do anything back for two reasons. 1) I had no sleep last night. I was exhausted and I just couldn't think of anything to do or say. 2) She's married!
She always does something to get close to me. She always finds a way. "When you turn 21, I'm gonna get you drunk and have my way with you". "What?". "I said that we'll have to throw a drinking day for you" (she laughs making it obvious that I heard her correctly the first time).
She's just making it really obvious that she wants me.
Now the ball is in OUR hands. That's right. Ours. Because I'm going to let YOU tell me what my next move is going to be.
Will I?:
A) Go for it! Even if it's just one night. We can be each others dirty little secret.
B) Do NOT under any circumstance touch those taken goods!
C) Do not mix work with pleasure.
D) Other (Fill in the blank with your own answer)
