"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Whats In Your Dj Toolkit?

COD

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well everyone should have a basic pickup toolkit for a variety of situations. I am in no means saying rely strictly on props, but rather to have them just in case you need 'em. So lets call this ummmm "PROPS TO KEEP YOU ON TOP"

1) CONDOMS-do I really need to explain this one. With so many women and I know bare back feels better, but STD's are on this rise once again. Those commercials don't reveal the sores STDS give ya, sure a pill might help but why not just avoid them altogether. No glove no love......nuff said. kEEP EM HIDDEN.........you dont want your main squeeze fidning them and say what are these for.

2) BREATH FRESHNER-perfect for first dates, first kisses, hiding any familiar odors from oral, etc.....mints, sprays, mini scopes.....its all good.

3) COLOGNE-where it's true no scientific evidence supports phermones phenominon certain types do make a few women swoon. Don't slather it on, merely a quick lil spray and for Gosh sake stop spraying your crotch with it.......women hate this.

4) BRUSH-its windy or maybe you have JBF hair (thats just been F--ked) a quick comb/brush in your car is a quick fix.

5) SUNGLASSES-the quickest way to DHV and look cool doing it. Whether you are cruising in your car or at a ball game/concert/beach.........sporting cool shades is like getting an injection makeover!!!!

6) ACCESSORIES-fashion has always rocked and chics DO notice the little extras. An expensive looking watch, a cool neclace, maybe even some glow stuff. ANything that fits neatly into your glove compartment will work.

7) CELL PHONE-now this is a give in. The type of phone U own speaks volumes about your personality. It depicts social proof to your friends (pictures/video/etc), great for capturing in the moment events, getting a girls digits, getting lost, IM's, and even getting instant advice, lines, etc.

8) MUSIC-having a cool slow romantic CD or mp3 when romance is in the air makes you appear all too smooth and sets the tone for the evening. She will associate you with those tunes and costs next to nothing to design.

9) GUM-yup you heard me........sharring a mint/stick of gum not only freshens her breath but is a psychological ploy to gain instant rapport.

10) FAKE BANK RECEIPT-well I laughed when I heard this one from about a decade ago..........til I tried it. I left "the slip" in my car on the dash while I went in and paid for my gas. She actually said "you make that kinda money"....... the night went a lot smoother and instantly told me she was a gold digger.



These are just some basics, they are compact and easy enough to put into your DJ TOOLKIT.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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nubian-knight

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COD said:
10) FAKE BANK RECEIPT-well I laughed when I heard this one from about a decade ago..........til I tried it. I left "the slip" in my car on the dash while I went in and paid for my gas. She actually said "you make that kinda money"....... the night went a lot smoother and instantly told me she was a gold digger.


Haha gotta try that. Weed out those girls and use them for sex, if even
 

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Good Thread Idea.

Since I'm in college and I always have my backpack with me, I am able to carry an assortment of items with me. This allows me to stay out whenever I want, but also be prepared so that wherever I do sleep will be comfortable.

I carry deodorant, a $5 dollar tooth brush, and hair styling products, which includes a comb/brush as well as gel type stuff. I always have this stuff with me.

If I expect to stay out for the night before I leave home, I will throw in an extra shirt, a razor, and an extra pair of shoes depending on what's planned.

A pair of shades, condoms, and a cell phone are items that any DJ must have, but the stuff above gives me a bit more freedom to stay out and maintain a clean look.

Notice I did not put toothpaste, shaving cream, shampoo, toilet paper, or that stuff you use for jock-itch.

Even when I graduate I will keep a bag for stuff like this in my trunk or wherever just because the feeling of being prepared to do anything at anytime is exciting.
 

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Aristotle said:
Good Thread Idea.

Since I'm in college and I always have my backpack with me, I am able to carry an assortment of items with me. This allows me to stay out whenever I want, but also be prepared so that wherever I do sleep will be comfortable.

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ive done the same thing for years. i have an old back pack with a change of clothes and all of the products i use but in the travel sizes. it stays in my trunk all the time and every two months if i havnt wore the clothes i take em out and wash them. i also keep a pillow and a sleeping bag with me. its come in handy the most. it definitely beats using a rolled up t shirt on the floor. (from experience)
 

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11) MOIST WIPES-if you cant shower, you will want to do the next best thing if pressed for time. Wipe the vital areas if your dating multiple women simultaneously...........as in back to back dates or returning home to #1 girl.

Remember a tactic known is your cover blown!!!
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Deck of cards. If you know the simplest card trick, it can be a great gambit
 

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COD said:
10) FAKE BANK RECEIPT-well I laughed when I heard this one from about a decade ago..........til I tried it. I left "the slip" in my car on the dash while I went in and paid for my gas. She actually said "you make that kinda money"....... the night went a lot smoother and instantly told me she was a gold digger.
I wouldn't use this unless I knew she was a golddigger otherwise it would be basically you lying to her. Good tactic though!
 

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How bout these in your car:
1. a girlie handkerchief
2. a lipstick somewhere in the back seat

In your house:
1. Girlie towels
2. Girlie perfumes
3. Again, few lipsticks somewhere in the bedroom
4. A single high heeled shoe at the front door.
 
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