"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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What's in a name?

jafyk

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Ok DJs lots of you here have interesting names and signatures. So, I'm curious to know about the stories behind the names and quotes. Also, I think it's one way of getting to know each other better and taking a lil break from all the girl talk. Thanks for sharing.
As for me Jafyk means "Just Another Face You Know". As for my signature I thought about how we always claim to love people as if we were loving them just for themselves and yet when they step out side our zone all that love seems to go out the window. I think about this especially when a girl breaks up with you how she acts like you guys had nothing; even though she says something like "no matter what happens, I hope we can still be friends"
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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San Jose, DUH! lol. Thanks for sharing anyway, it's a start, lol.
 

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My name "Zero to Hero" has been used in a few movie trailers over the years. 0 is also my favourite number, as we all appear out of nothing, and eventually that's where we all will return.

My signature is a poem by Mr Gee, who is a regualar guest on the Russell Brand BBC Radio 2 show over here in the UK, which I am a big fan of. I like Russell's comedy and he is most definately a DJ.
 

Al Moh.

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I like the name Al which is nice and short^^ Since I also happen to have an a and an l in my real name, I took those two to form Al. The rest of the letters I rearranged to Mohsetax.

My signature? Kind of just came up with it...
 

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02Hero, interesting background there; thanks for sharing. I started this thread because when you see names like "Bible Belt", "jokerlsk", "Kontrollerx" I wonder how and why they came up with names like that.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Justice seeker could you help in prosecuting all those ruthless women out there for love crimes committed. Thanks in advance.
 

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I'm in a war to find my best self. To break out of myself imposed limitations and to conquer the only battle that matters, the battle within. Born in the year of our lord 1974.
 

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I'm an upcoming Dj

420 - I love the ganja ;)
x -> DJ420 was taken so the x just was kinda thrown in there.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Adam B

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My first name is Adam and my last name happens to start with a "B".
 

jafyk

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Warrior 1974 is the year of our lord?lol How so? And what lord arewe talking about here?
 

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I picked LoneSilver because allot of men my age have reached for the Just For Men hair dye and it seems I am the only lone man in my neck of the woods that has balls big enough to wear his gray silver hair naturally..

I don't have a quote but I'm working on one.

LoneSilver
 

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Macking.
I use MacMan more often, but for the moment I'm pimping which is something like macking. I like this name. I've used it when I played Counter Strike :p:D
 

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jafyk said:
Warrior 1974 is the year of our lord?lol How so? And what lord arewe talking about here?

lol. the lord of humor innit? :crazy:
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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Aha! My good man Warrior you mean our Lord Humorous ok, gotcha.Forgive me bro for I have sinned I guess I lost my sense of humor till you brought it back to me.
 

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Aha! My good man Warrior you mean our Lord Humorous ok, gotcha.Forgive me bro for I have sinned I guess I lost my sense of humor till you brought it back to me.
 

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I choose not to reveal the reason I chose my name. It will be more interesting to you all as a mystery (which is only part of why I chose it).

Likewise, I did my best to make my signature's explanation as self-contained as I wanted it.
 

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I'm new but basically, the ladies love my voice. They say its deep and sexy and love it when I talk. This one girl HB8 says it makes her wet! It's too bad I'm real shy and inexperienced and don't use it to it's full potential. But thats why I'm here, to learn.
 

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For some reason this sounds like roll call at a super-hero convention or the set up for a joke.

Anyways, theunflushables. I'm that little sh1t that just refuses to go down without a fight. Borrowed from the BBC television show "Coupling".
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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