"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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S. Pryor

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There’s a teacher at my school that could pass for a student mainly because of the way she dresses. I used to see her around the campus but one day I had this new class to take and she walks in. I had NO IDEA she was going to be the one teaching us. The woman dresses like she comes from the club before she gets to class. I don’t know if she does this on purpose or whatever she wears just looks good on her. I don’t know what the deal is. It’s like she comes in the freak ‘em dress and the “fuck me” boots. She’s not a dumb chick by no means that just dresses sexy. She’s really smart, can cook and from time to time pays for dates! I know all this because well she’s a teacher and she said that in reference to her boyfriend. I don’t think playboy is getting any action tho.

She told us a little story about how some dude hit and quit her friend and told us he said “he already got what he wanted”. This was after the girl broke up with him or whatever. She also mentioned she can’t see herself being with a guy if she doesn’t see herself marrying him. I take it that means have a relationship. Apparently the staff doesn’t care that she dresses this way and I’m not complaining either. It’s just kinda strange seeing that a teacher would dress like that especially since she has so many male students. I remember one day she was wearing a shirt showing mad cleavage and she was laughing about something. She leaned over and I was like come on tittie! She covered up herself with a piece of paper cause she knew those big titties were gonna fall out!

What’s the point of this seemingly endless diatribe? Apparently she doesn’t like any of the attention. She walks around with this stank attitude like “don’t be lookin at my ass”. And it is nice by the way. Very nice. A friend of mine, who is not very skilled in the art of tact, one day said she looked good or something and she was like *stank voice* OKAY..?? Fine. I can understand a chick not wanting to have random guys stare at her goods all the time but how can you complain when you literally put them out there??? It’s funny cause her friggin dad works there too! What’s going on in this woman’s head?
 
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Any women can be an attention wh even educated teachers:yes: She was fishing for some sympathy with telling you her gfs realionship problems boo hoo i say!! As far as her paying for her dates its 2009 thats what she should be doing some women will never get it?????/
 

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It's all right........ if u have a good time!
Lol. I remember a teacher like this who was about 24 in a class full of 14 year olds. She liked to talk about virginity. Eventually and inevitably the class clown asks if she was a virgin. He is given a weeks suspension, writes a few essays, removed permanently from the class, etc.
 

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You would think at 24 she would know better but that's just the nature of the game I guess. I bet somebody in that class smashed her too. She can't just talk about stuff like that and not know what time it is. Poor kid tho, it sounds like he had it way harder than we have it here in my town. I don't know what's "worse" of the two: your teacher or mine that's only 28 and around a bunch of grown men.
 

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i rkn she never bought teacher clothe

we used to have a young male teacher
he always wore jeans and a shirt that you could wear out to nice parties,
dressed better than me then
(those long skirt and turtle necks)
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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