"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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whats goin down this weekend for me...

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Tomorrow evening me and my friend are gonna go kick it with a girl he met and her friend at their lakehouse an hour away from town and we're spending the night so wish my ass luck y'all and like always I like to read tips from you ppl so he who hesitates is a fake.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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hey hey dimebag been a while.

yeah good luck man. remember u need to be alpha male and come out in front of ur friend. make plans. be decisive.

all that bull****.
 

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Don't forget the condoms man, it ruins it when you realize you've forgotten them.
 
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Originally posted by dannowillbookem
hey hey dimebag been a while.

yeah good luck man. remember u need to be alpha male and come out in front of ur friend. make plans. be decisive.

all that bull****.
I don't wanna piss him off because he invited me...I just want some p*ssy.
 

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Originally posted by Dimebag_Darrell
I don't wanna piss him off because he invited me...I just want some p*ssy.
well u have to take control and risk pissing him off.

of course if u think u can get some go ahead...wait is there only one chick there? then alpha male is a definate.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Originally posted by dannowillbookem
well u have to take control and risk pissing him off.

of course if u think u can get some go ahead...wait is there only one chick there? then alpha male is a definate.
No he said there's gonna be two.
 
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from what I'm told the other chick is a little on the big side...well I'm gonna bring along a half and OZ of the sticky green and a bottle of whiskey or wine to keep me entertained.
 
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