I'm confused that you don't know these things because it looks like you've been here for a while.
Anyway,
AFC- Average Frustrated Chump
An individual who is clueless about women due to his upbringing and/or beliefs.
C & F
****y and Funny
Look for threads on this
Oneitis
Seeing one girl as being superior to others (because of her looks, personality,etc...) and as a result you revolve your love life around her
(or spinning only plate :nono
Hope you learned something from this