What's a good response?

[Jon55]

So there's this guy who I work with (we'll call him "guy b") and he says that he's very sexual. He's (19? close to that I think) says he's done over 30 girls (this includes three-somes). He say's he's done a 7 hour sex session before (I didn't ask for details, but I did give him a hard time on whether or not it was true).

He's a pretty chill guy, and seems lax. I've never really seen him with a girl, nor seen girls flirting with him at work, so I'm really unsure if he's even honest or not.

Anyway, here's my point: there's this girl I met at work and "guy b", myself, and her were all chattin havin fun. The girl has been texting me and we've been going back and forth for a couple of days now (we just met like last week). She text's me: "blah blah blah oh, and "guy b" said he had one of his 5 hour sex sessions last weekend". I kinda like this girl, but if nothing happens then whatever. But what kind of response should I give?

A) comment about him having sex (like "that's not a sex session that's a marathon"

B) comment about her (like "what do you want to be a part of it or something?" - my gut's telling me that's a huge mistake)

C) something unrelated/change the subject (like "cool story Hansel" - inside joke we have)


I'm asking you guys this (and writing out this long a$$ question) because I feel like I don't know the right thing to say sometimes, and I want your input. If all the above ideas are horrible, that's fine shoot them down. Just please tell me why they're bad, and give a better example.

 

[Vypros]

I'd make a joke about it like "gay sessions don't count buddy", and then turn back to her and just go off on some random subject. If he tries to interject I'd just keep talking and ignore him entirely.

 

[EdHunter]

I actually had a similar thing happen once---some guy was trying to AMOG me and said, "I was getting action three hours straight."
My response: "And how many hours gay?"
SHOT DOWN.
Or, if it ever comes up, you can just turn to him and say, "I bet your arm's really tired now."

 

[mrRuckus]

I actually had a similar thing happen once---some guy was trying to AMOG me and said, "I was getting action three hours straight."
My response: "And how many hours gay?"
SHOT DOWN.
Or, if it ever comes up, you can just turn to him and say, "I bet your arm's really tired now."

Trite. Boring. Obvious.

Seems like anything people do or say nowadays the comeback is something about being gay.

 

[wayword]

"guy b" said he had one of his 5 hour sex sessions last weekend".

"Damn, I'll bet his hand sure got tired!"

Anyhow, one thing I've noticed is that guys who constantly brag about sex usually got nothing to brag about in reality...lol. And you can usually apply reverse psychology to whatever they're bragging about:

Lots of sex = virgin
Big dik = small dik
Endurance = minute man
Good PUA = sux at PU

Now, guys who are truly good don't need to brag about it - so either don't talk about it much or moreso in offhand mentions or in minute technical detail (that would be hard to fake knowing).