Whats a C/F response to "What's Up?"

[evasive]

I always say "nothin much, u?" or something lame like that.
whats a good response?

 

[Michele l'Arcangelo]

OR!

say nothing much, whats up with you?

THEN!

say a C&F line to their response.

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seriously whats with these threads?

youre going to sound like a robot everytime that girl asks you whats up...

just like those nerds that say "the ceiling". LAME.

 

[KarmaSutra]

How about: "My blood pressure or my penis. Take your pick."

It doesn't matter what you say it's all in the delivery.

 

[lebRambo]

its posts like THIS that make this forum lame. Not to be a d!ck or anything, but why the a$$ don't FRs and such get as many responses as threads like this?

 

[DonJoseCantosie]

"feeling like the **** and i bet u want to know why i feel this way, doll ;-)"

But there's no need for C & F to whatsup. Just say something the opposite of what u normally would say, to make it funny.

I hate the fact that the some of the community says u have to be C & F...yet they don't realize that men already ar C & Fwhen they're relaxed and in a good mood...that should be the focus...draw out our inner teasing and humor.

 

[greenlake]

these guys are mean............let me help u, just point and say "the ceiling". do the "claw' at her tits while she at it too.

 

[DonJoseCantosie]

Oh i got a good one:

For A Guy
"Been tryin to get my balls licked" or "Waiting to keep my balls caressed"

U?

To a Girl:

Waiting for my ideal girl to give me a 3 hour back massage...and hey...u are that girl...time to get the oil

yea, its a shame no one posts in FRs. Its pathetic. Too many KJs here.

 

[Wyldfire]

This is what happens when the bulk of the advise is nothing but stupid ass canned responses of regurgitated bible snippets and quotes from other posters. Everyone who comes on here for help ends up trying to become a contrived player.

To the OP...if someone says "What's up?" you greet them in return with whatever greeting you prefer. You don't try to be ****y and Funny everytime you open your mouth...you'll look like a dork who is trying to hard. Just practice talking to girls you aren't interested in for two weeks...do it every day. Make friends with some girls you are NOT attracted to in order to help you get more comfortable around females and talking to them. Don't be too eager or too clingy/needy. Don't pretend to be someone else...it always comes off as fake. Look for ways to improve your appearance as much as possible, gain confidence around girls with practice and don't ever act asexual. You're a guy and you are going to be interested in girls sexually and you don't have to pretend you aren't.

 

[Interceptor]

Again, Wyldfire is correct.
Not every woman i(especially one whom you've never met) is going to respond to C+F exactly like Deangelo says it will.
If you know women, you'll get a certain "vibe" from her.
This is intentional, she's not going to tell you her life story or Interest Level, but she will use Body Language, Eye Contact, Smile a lot, and a certain "aura" about her. Go with that.
How about just smile, say something nice, and walk right up to her and look into her eyes. Is this easy enough?
Just be social and normal, not a creepy, greasy Player she may think you are if you stick to the canned C+F or overtly Sexual stuff. She doesn't know you, dude. And you don't know her. How the hell are you going to go with preprogrammed crap?

OK, just learn to be around women.
Make women "friends" whom you can have personal conversations but DO NOT WANT to have sex with.
LEARN TO BE SOCIAL WITH WOMEN.

 

[Michele l'Arcangelo]

how about

her: hey whats up?
you: your mom... b1tch.

then slap her.

 

[DonJoseCantosie]

Exactly...no need for C & F. Its not needed at all. Just being able to rag on her, like u would a friend.

You know, teasing. C & F can't seduce...but u can use it to get to a point where its easier to seduce tho. I personally rarely use it.

 

[Crank_It_Up]

I always say "nothin much, u?" or something lame like that.
whats a good response?

god dammit, can't a guy just relax without you girls always treating him like a sex object?

 

[cant think of a user name]

You could listen to Wyldfire... but you could also do the following:

her: what's up

you: oh, not much, just lately i've been getting a twinge in my knee... yeah actually it's not really a twinge it's more like a... etc. etc.

be sure to keep talking about your goddamn knee like there's no tomorow. if she tries to change the subject, always bring it round back to the knee.


follow that word for word and u will def. get results. if not reply to this post describing exctly what happened

 

[saber]

tilt your head down and look at your d1ck,hold for a sec ,then without moving your head give some devious eye contact lol

 

[comic_relief]

Her: "Whats up?"
Me: "Well to be quite honest... [story from the interesting day]"

Usually I always have one and it is awesome. My friend yesterday told me to stop having such an interesting life. because I have so many interesting stories.

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I really don't have a problem with these posts as much as other members. I don't because this got me started with an idea that I had on how to be funny. Then I would branch off. Just don't use these answers as a script. IT WILL FAIL if used as such.

comic_relief