"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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what would you do.....

sac_hot_male

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ok i juss recently found out that the girl i was checking out for a couple of weeks now was an old friends niece and he is still a friend.....i'm pretty sure she's interested in me too but dating a friends niece, is that a good idea???

so my quick question is:

would you date a old good friend's niece?

"yes" or "no" only...i dont want any answer such as "maybe" "depends" "i guess" "not really" etc.

thanks for your time and help
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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flippinfreak

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No I would not date her, but I would screw her and say that I was drunk.

It's happened before, it will happen again.
 

Skilla_Staz

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Dude, I wouldn't care if she was my best friends daughter. If she's close to my age, got a good head on her shoulders, and I'm diggin her, I'd let my best friend know. Go along the lines of "Man, that girls a keeper. You don't mind if I go for it do ya?"

If he says no, then its up to you. I personally would still move in. I'm pretty sure your best friend would get over it. Especially if you make the broad happy.
 

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Skilla_Staz said:
If he says no, then its up to you. I personally would still move in. .
lmao

good call
 

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yo flippinfreak i dont get it...what are you trying to tell me here....i'm lost...

are you trying to say that i should just makeout with her and sat that i was drunk the next day and act as if nothing has happen....is that what your saying?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

Read more...

Skilla_Staz

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I dont see the words make out. I see the word 'screw' aka bang the babe
 

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Skilla_Staz said:
I dont see the words make out. I see the word 'screw' aka bang the babe
Yeah, anything less and your allowed to claim that she raped you.
 

Skilla_Staz

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lol If a hot babe rapes you(Unless its anally), Consider yourself gay
 

flippinfreak

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If a hot Babe anally raped me I would consider myself gay... any other time I just play along and pretend to be helpless.

"hey man, it wasn't me!! She started it!"
 

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Ok first of all: Hot girl wouldnt rape you unless you were a celebrity. Ya celebritys get rapped all the time, ask someone like micheal jackson, he got rapped by pamela anderson and by all the other hotties, thats what made him a pedafill.


And YES I date her, i dont care if she was Bushes sister, i would still date her.
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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flippinfreak

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shydude said:
Ok first of all: Hot girl wouldnt rape you unless you were a celebrity.
I'm a damned Rockstar to some women... screw being a celebrity
 

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yes definitely, if he is an old friend he may even help you to becoming succesful!!
You see, if you get close to the people who are close to her, IE. you can talk to her dad for hours about football, you can listen to her grandad ramble on about the war all day, you can help her mum to cook, you will be accepted into her circle, and she will feel closer to you, just make sure you dont tell her that you find her blond friend smoking hot.
Goodluck
 

Skilla_Staz

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You bring up a good point. Charm the family, and the broad is putty. Nothing like a nudge from mother to get a girl headed in the right direction, eh boys?
 

Zerotwoonenine

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dam right, but if the mum dont like you then i say you have pretty much lost the battle. Damit thats what happened to me once, the girl was charmed immediately into my laps, the mother was a fking fortress.
 
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