What would you do to me?

[dmvdav]

Girls always drop that line when things are getting hot. I may say something like "damn I can't wait to get you alone" and there's the response "what would you do to me?"
It's not that Im shy or anything, I just don't get what to say.
I usually just ignore the question because all I can think to say is "I'd fvck you."
I know I'm supposed to say something sexy, and escalate but what? Where do I start?
"I'd tear your clothes off and bend you over?"
Yea I have no idea and I feel understanding this would be very beneficial.

How do you respond to this question?

 

[gravityeyelids]

I'm assuming this is in person and not via text.

One way you could go about it is to play it cool and be all like "What're you implying? I just wanted to show you my ___ (pet rooster, poster, whatever). You're a perv." OR "I've only known you for __ minutes and you're already trying to get in my pants."

That might even be preferable if you arent going to know how to talk dirty. BUT if you can, you wanna escalate the tension.

Start off slow, saying things like "we'd be sitting there innocently cuddling, and you'd push your hips back into me. I'd reach around and turn your chin towards me and kiss you, biting your lip a little bit."

She might say "go on" or she might join in on what she'd do in this imaginary (which it wont be soon!) sexual fantasy.


Trick is to take it slow and talk to the foreplay and how you'd tease her until she was begging for it. I would even frame it like she's seducing you for bonus points; make her seem like the horny pervert trying to get in YOUR pants. THEN you can say how you'd **** the ever living **** out of her and spank her and pull her hair.

I wouldnt just jump into it with "I'd fvck you." Thats lame, not sexual, and what every other dude says. I can pretty much guarantee shed walk away.

 

[dmvdav]

I wouldnt just jump into it with "I'd fvck you." Thats lame, not sexual, and what every other dude says. I can pretty much guarantee shed walk away.

Yea, that's why i don't answer haha.
To get specific, Friday night I met a girl at a party (kinda like last week) and a few hours later we were alone out back, and over a fence (don't know why, but i have a thing for trespassing, and girls like it too).

If it was earlier on and we weren't already in heavy make-out/hands down pants mode i would've went with your advice of "What're you implying?" but this was more of like, "I wish we weren't in some strangers back yard so i could **** you proper."

but i've gotten the "what would you do to me?" in other situations too
I KNOW it would be stupid to say, "id **** you" so i don't respond at all.
It's the only thing i can think of though, it just makes sense. That is what I would do.

I'm the type of guy that had to read a guide on how to sext with a girl, as pathetic as it sounds. I get dirty talk, and i have no issue with it when things are happening, but pretty bad about fantasizing out loud/text.

If things keep going the way they have been for me, i'll be hooking up a ton over the summer, so i'm wondering what you guys have said/done in similar situations.

I want to learn this stuff, because i can see how it turns girls on.

 

[plate's_empty]

I'd say: "ever heard of a Hot Karl?"


Good question though OP. Sometimes saying nothing, but instead grabbing the back of their hair and giving them a deep kiss is all you need. Show them Other times, they're looking for more foreplay, push/pull. Gravity^^^^ had some good options. It all depends on the situation and the mood.

 

[zinc4]

i always tell them i am going to tie them down to the bed and spank them and do whatever the hell i want to do...never had a complaint after saying this....saying stuff like this is part of the foreplay and gets her going before the real foreplay begins..

 

[yyyy1313]

I keep it real simple and truthful. Whatever I want.

 

[rhythmic]

yyyy1313's answer is good. Always go with implication over explicitness, unless they REALLY beg for details, by which point you've got them right where you want them anyway.

But 95% of the time I go with light-hearted joke answers like gravityeyelids demonstrated. Girls just want to be teased, and they want to WONDER what's going to happen next, not KNOW.

 

[Greasy Pig]

"I'll make your eyes roll and your teeth rattle."

 

[VikingKing]

"roll you in flour and aim for the wet spot"

 

[dmvdav]

I keep it real simple and truthful. Whatever I want.

"Whatever I want"

yea, i'm feeling that.
Hopefully i'll get a chance to try this out soon.

lots of good advice in this thread.

 

[mCas27]

That actually doesn't sound like a girl, that is rather boys who pretend they are girls.

such 'statement' so directly can ask only really really fat girl. or guy 'masked' in girl

 

[plate's_empty]

Whatever I want.

And we have a winner.

 

[5string]

You....Not sure yet but you'd better brace yourself.

Or:

You....Just do what you're told and you'll be fine.