"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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What would you do if you had $500k?

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-I would probably invest in stocks(specifically in alternative fuels)
-Pay for tuition
-Go to a foreign country and give back to the community(poorer countries in Central and South America)
-Travel abroad
-buy a nice apartment
-all the rest would be transferred to my savings account along with my parents
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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SamePendo said:
I'd like the answers to be geared toward multiplying the money, not "spending it on some hos on Vegas".
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OK, then, how bout "some hos on Mexico." Seriously, I'd put 40% in equities (diversified), 20% in bonds, and the rest in a mix of short term treasuries. I'd also look into buying some real estate at bargain prices. Then, I'd buy a new 52' Samsung HDTV.
 
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