"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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What Would Happen If?

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Ok a lady friend of mine has moved back into my area and this lady is all but a 10 and wants to meet up with me for all time shake so I have planned with her an evening out with diner. This lady is a good friend and we respect each other very much and would give the Walmart lady a good run for the money as she looks like a model and dresses like one and is just dam sexy she's like an older Hilton girl just hot.

So my question is this since the Walmart lady turned cold like she has with me giving me no answers and if I just happen to show up with my lady friend at Walmart in view of her what would happen if she were to see this? Reckon it would make her think twice and think dam what's that guy got to have someone sexy like that?

Has anyone done this for the fun of it? Tell me your story.

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"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Originally posted by LoneSilver
Ok a lady friend of mine has moved back into my area and this lady is all but a 10 and wants to meet up with me for all time shake so I have planned with her an evening out with diner. This lady is a good friend and we respect each other very much and would give the Walmart lady a good run for the money as she looks like a model and dresses like one and is just dam sexy she's like an older Hilton girl just hot.

So my question is this since the Walmart lady turned cold like she has with me giving me no answers and if I just happen to show up with my lady friend at Walmart in view of her what would happen if she were to see this? Reckon it would make her think twice and think dam what's that guy got to have someone sexy like that?

Has anyone done this for the fun of it? Tell me your story.

LoneSilver :)
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DO it, it will make you look better in BOTH their eyes (jeaslouly), but fuggin wal mart com on MAN???
 
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Re: Re: What Would Happen If?

Originally posted by yunghova35
DO it, it will make you look better in BOTH their eyes (jeaslouly), but fuggin wal mart com on MAN???
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Yeah I know lol it sounds like I am a bargain hunter but really want to throw it in the face of the Walmart lady it would be fun and of course this would be done at a different time like days after I take her to dinner and stuff. It would be a casual thing when I do it. And one more question should I let my friend in on this or keep it hush?

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Originally posted by LoneSilver
like an older Hilton girl just hot.
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lol

Don't let your friend in on it. Get some magnums and have the customer service lady run a price check for you.
 
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Re: Re: What Would Happen If?

Originally posted by padrote
lol

Don't let your friend in on it. Get some magnums and have the customer service lady run a price check for you.
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LOL! There ya go thats a good one. Man I'm laughing my butt off here

LoneSilver
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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