"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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What would be a DJ response too...

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Little miss muffet sat on a tuffet eating her curds and way. Along came a spider and sat down beside her and scared miss muffet away.
 

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MacAvoy said:
Ignore her, a DJ isn't there to be there at her beck and call.
I was thinking of saying something ****y like thats what books are for.
 

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No cuz then your playing her game, she's going to reply, and then she controls your convos via txt, it lays the groundwork for future txt, then next thing you know, she's having important convos via txt so she can avoid confrontation
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Mac is probably right but if you absolutely feel you must tell her a story make it about you and her but subtley change the names and tell her this story...

One day Susie was bored at work and asked Matt to tell her a story.

Matt replied "I've got a better idea how about you come with me right this instant?"

Susie having nothing to lose got out of her chair and followed Matt.

"Where are we going?" she wondered.

With a gleam in his eye Matt slyly opened the door to the Men's bathroom stall and winked at Susie.

"Oh my god!" Susie remarked with a whisper that barely concealed her excitement.

Matt then took Susie by the hand and led her into the bathroom and locked the door behind them.

Almost before Matt could turn around fully Susie was already on her knees unbuttoning her top and trying to unzip Matt's trousers at the same time.

Matt chuckled to himself at her eagerness and said "Here let me do it. You want this Anaconda baby?"

Susie was too excited to speak and just as it appeared she was opening her mouth to respond Matt slid all 12 inches of himself down her throat.

The end.
 

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You know, I should have done that here at work Kontroller. Except the bathrooms here aren't that great.
 

DJVladdy

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Bro, a DJ thing to do is......
To NOT ask this kind of stuff!

Do you imagine Sean Connery asking "what would be a DJ response to something a girl says?"

Neither do I
 

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Tell her how you was bangin' this one chick from the back in your car, then a whole slew of cops come from out of nowhere and caught you and Ms Lady with you'll pants down.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Lol yes reset, i imagined it, and it looked REDICULOUS.

girl said "bla bla bla"
What should I say???

Jesus, this is as bad as people who "aspire to be a-holes" wow.
 

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learn some patrons of nlp and mind**** this poor chic. :)
 
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