"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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My Name is Nobody said:
I can't believe I let these women draw me into the fighting last night. I will never again pay these weird women any attention on Sosuave. I urge other guys to do the same.

Other then the regulars these new women are just trolls. They probably look like one too.
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Oh NOW YOU say that, lol. Yeah, the first time is always different.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Oh NOW YOU say that, lol. Yeah, the first time is always different.
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How does this ignore thing work? Maybe I just need a vacation from this place. It's making me analyze things way too much.
 
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I think everyone's beat from this... WAR!!!

All it did was confirm what you knew, so that should make you more confident.
 
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Lishy said:
I can take the heat, I am a big girl :p

It is just funny that a thread that was obviously a joke has amassed over 100 replies and most are not even related to the OP! lol

Oh well, I guess you guys dont like the newbies lol
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You can say that again. when you sit around the house, you really sit around the house.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Lishy said:
What a strange question! Why do you ask that?

Oh and how big is your c*ck? Is it as big as your mouth?
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How big are you down there? I heard that your ex boyfriend said to you, "You know Lishy, I'd like a little pu$$y." and you replied, "Me too, mines as big as a house"
 
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JackPrescott said:
How big are you down there? I heard that your ex boyfriend said to you, "You know Lishy, I'd like a little pu$$y." and you replied, "Me too, mines as big as a house"
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And I heard that when you was born your momma screamed out for the afterbirth, but hey ho we cant all be perfect ;)
 
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How big are you down there? I heard that your ex boyfriend said to you, "You know Lishy, I'd like a little pu$$y." and you replied, "Me too, mines as big as a house"
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Seems to me you have quite a bit of experience thinking about dyck to pu$$y ratio. It's all good, brother.

Can't be easy trucking that little fella around, can it?
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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Purple-Haze said:
Seems to me you have quite a bit of experience thinking about dyck to pu$$y ratio. It's all good, brother.

Can't be easy trucking that little fella around, can it?
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I think he has penis issues but it is not his fault, he can't help it!! Poor love!
 
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You two get a room already...
 
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Jack prescott i noticed you posted on every thread that the LS women started and every time you end up playing their game, loosing your composure and in the end you resort to name calling because you can't find a way of either proving your point or letting it go.

What does that say about you as a DJ? If a girl on an internet forum can push your buttons so easily, I wonder what a girl in real life can do to you
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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what's the point of this?


oh and this penis/***** thing a couple of you have going is really stupid.
 
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Jack prescott i noticed you posted on every thread that the LS women started and every time you end up playing their game, loosing your composure and in the end you resort to name calling because you can't find a way or either proving your point or letting it go.

What does that say about you as a DJ? If a girl on an internet forum can push your buttons so easily, I wonder what a girl in real life can do to you
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I wondered this myself. He would be eaten alive by some women.

Just sayin'.
 
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Jack prescott i noticed you posted on every thread that the LS women started and every time you end up playing their game, loosing your composure and in the end you resort to name calling because you can't find a way of either proving your point or letting it go.

What does that say about you as a DJ? If a girl on an internet forum can push your buttons so easily, I wonder what a girl in real life can do to you
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:crackup: maybe this is the only attention he gets from women.
 
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I wondered this myself. He would be eaten alive by some women.

Just sayin'.
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Nobody cares what you are "Just sayin'....onliest way dem bit*ches eat me, is eat me out.
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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