"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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What woman **REALLY** want

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WomansDream

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Oky guys here is what woman really really want. take it from me i'm a pro i just got laid yesterday. i expect a sticky pretty soon on this post, like as a mandatory rd or something.


Now look here if u are kind and caring woman who are generally so insecure they will end up falling for u.


I spent a lot of time reading up on Don Joan's material i found youf stuff very satirical and funny, I made sure to take it and spin it 180 degrees for the intended (hint; SCORE) effecct. I know Don Joan is a fake person so this stuff is obviously written to be fake as well, am i rite??
ON top of that they generally have so many problems u can try and relate to her by telling about problems of your own. in fact this usually impresses them so much they will immediately start touching you. most girl.s melt right into the whole sensitive guy thing, it always works. my teacher tells me about how nice & sensitive guys are fallen for all the time, and he's been married for 20 years! that's experiencec talking.

here are some more generaly good tips:

1. TREAT THE GIRL LIKE SHE IS BETTER THAN YOU. ALWAYS, IT WORKS WITHOUT FAIL. GIRLS ALWAYS TAKES A GUY WHO IS WILLING TO BE WHO IS CARING AND SENSITIVE TO THEIR FEELINGS. THEY WANT SOMEONE WHO CAN CUSHION THEIR FEELINGS. I.E. MAROON 5 OR NEW FLOUND GLORY. THINK, SHE WILL BE LOVED IF SHE STAYS AWHILE....

2. GIRLS HAVE IT WAY HARDER IN SOCIETY. SHE NEEDS SOMEONE TO BE GENTLE, CARING, AND SENSITIVE TO THE ABUSE THEY HAVE EXPERIENCED THROUGHOUT LIFE.

3. FEMINISM IS KEY. FEMINISM IS JUST A REACTION TO TO MAN'S ABUSE DONE OVER HUNDREDS OF CENTURIES... IT IS THEM COMING OUT AGAINST OPPRESSION KNOWN AS MANKIND! DOMESTIC ABUSE, RAPE, INCEST, ALL EVILS FOR WOMEN ARE CAUSED BY MEN! PROOF: WWW.OPRAH.COM A HIGHLY CREDIBLY SOUCE WITH MILLIONS OF WOMEN THAT BACK THEM UP...

4. THE BEST WAY TO GET A GIRL TO NOTICE YOU IS TO BE NICE AND NOT BE LIKE EVERYONE ELSE WHO IS MEAN JERKS WHO LIKE TO DAYDREAM OF BEATING THEIR WOMEN UP WHILE THEY GET THEIR ****S SUCKED. THINK ABOUT IT, SO MANY MEN ARE *******S... WHY DIDN'T IT MAKE SENSE TO BE SOONER, JUST BE NICE AND WOMEN WILL LOVE YOU FOREVER!

5. GIFTS, ATTENTION, ETC. ARE ALL SYMBOLS OF YOUR KINDNESS AND SHOWING U ARE DIFFERNT... IF THE WOMEN DOESN'T APPRECIATE WHAT YOU ARE GIVING HER, IT PROBABLY MEANS YOU AREN'T GIVING ENOUGH OR YOU ARE INSCENERE ABOUT YOUR GIFT... WOMEN CAN TELL THESE THINGS!

6. WATCH THEIR FAVORITE TV SHOWS WITH THEM... THIS SHOWS YOU ARE SINSCERE! (DUH) IF YOU DON'T KNOW FRIENDS OR CSI OR WHATEVER... THEN U SHOULD LERN!

7. WHEN APPROACHING NEW WOMEN... DON'T COME ON TOO HARD OR ELSE YOU WILL SCARE THEM OFF! WHEN YOU THINK OF A HORRIBLE SCENERIO THEN CHANCES ARE IT WILL COME TRUE

8. \WHEN A GIRL COMES AT YOU ASKING A POTENTALLY INSULTING QUESTION TOWARDS HERSELF... ALWAYS BE COMFERTING TOWARDS HER AND MAKE SURE SHE ISN'T INSULTED! IF SHE IS... THEN YOUR CHANCES WITH HER ARE AS GOOD AS GONE.


TAKE IT FROM ME THESE 8 TIPS ARE ALL YOU NEED... SUCESS IS IMINENT IF U FOLLOW THESE INCREDIBLE STEPS TO SUCESS. WOMEN CANNOT RESIST SOMEONE SENSITIVE TO THEIR SUPER SENSITIVE FEELINGS. THIS STUFF WORKS! ESP. ON THE HOTTER ONES MOST OF THEM ARE TIRED OF BEING MISUNDERSTOOD... FLATTER THEM WITH COMPLIMENTS AND U WILL FIND THEM IN YOUR ARMS IN NO TIME.




(sorry my caps was on i didn't realize and i don't have enuf time to go back and fix it... sorry1):)

MORE TO FOLLOW SOON, THIS BJOB IS SO GREAT!
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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its not don joan as you so coyly put it, but its don juan.

and this has got to be one of the dumbest posts i have ever read in my life. thanks for the laugh buddy, its amazing you got laid.

and apparently you haven't read enough of the bible, for you simply assume that all men apart from your sensitive self are jerks who "beat their women up while they get their ****s sucked."

and by the way, go buy an english dictionary.
 

AlwaysExcel

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LOL! We should put a sticky on this post for the most clever troll yet. That was hilarious! From "don Joan" to the Oprah link I expect all other trolls to live up to this post.

Funny thing is, typing out that clever post still didn't get ya laid though did it? Hmmmmm.....
 

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WomansDream,

dude, ok you're a "pro" since you got laid. that's great and everything, but if you did the things in your list to get this girl to fVck you then either.....

A- you are both 14 years old

or

B- the chick is so damned ugly and desperate that she will fall for all the lame crap on your list

my friend, you are the anti-DJ
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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he obviously register a new account just to say this post because he knows he's either gonna get banned or being flamed...

lmao at the "girls love sensitive/emotional guys"



GO STICKY!! THREAD OF THE YEAR!! :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
 

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what a waste of bandwidth, im sure he wouldnt write such crap if he was paying the bill, lol!
 

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I doubt he got laid.

I agree a little bit. You should be nice to a girl but damn don't be a pushover or some super sensitive baby. Be yourself and be assertive.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I hope he's kidding. Either way I'm closing it cause he's stupid :p
 
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