"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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What will women think ?

fivefingers

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This is gonna sound kind of stupid but I have never ever put a condom on in my life. The only sex I have had are with hookers.

Hookers help to put my **** inside there pussies once its hard.

How will a woman react if I am naked with her and she wants me to have sex. Should I ask her to put my condom on for me. Or this being a wuss ?.

Its wierd because I find it hard to stick it in. Whats worse is I find myself masterbating more these days.

Please can someone offer advice ?. This hooker thinks I was abused when I was young. Because when I masturbate I push my **** towards me which she says is not normal. What do you guys think ?.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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belividere

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maybe you should just go to the store buy a box and practice putting them on yourself.
 

fivefingers

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Do you think women will callme a wuss if I cant have sex with them and put my **** in ?. I get depressed when I think about it and get mad sometimes. I am drunk and angry with my life. Girls just treat me like ****ing dirt. When I go to bars and chat they make an excuse and leave me. I hate this ****ing life so much.

Originally posted by belividere
maybe you should just go to the store buy a box and practice putting them on yourself.
 

fivefingers

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I WANT A ****ING WOMAN WHO I CAN BELIEVE IN NOT. I AM TIRED OF HOOKERS PUTTING ON CONDOMS FOR ME AND ****ING THEM. SOMETIMES MY **** GOES SOFT AND I CANT **** AND I WAIST MONEY ****ING HATE LIFE SO MUCH
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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ApocalypseCow2

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Fivefingers, I think your attitude is hurting your chances with women. Why do you hate your life so much? What can you do to improve it?

Based on what you've said here, I don't think any woman should go out with you. You sound scary. You need to work out some issues.
 

jprjrjr

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Originally posted by fivefingers
I WANT A ****ING WOMAN WHO I CAN BELIEVE IN NOT. I AM TIRED OF HOOKERS PUTTING ON CONDOMS FOR ME AND ****ING THEM. SOMETIMES MY **** GOES SOFT AND I CANT **** AND I WAIST MONEY ****ING HATE LIFE SO MUCH
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
 

Kerensky

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Easy on the CAPS, chief. I think you need to reconsider your life a little before worrying about women. What made you resort to hookers?
 

skeeloo

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i personally would never have sex with a hooker, just dosnt seem right to me. i have friends who have had sex with hookers and i dont see them as dirty, because now adays your average girl you might think is nice is just as dirty and nasty as a hooker so they are the same. go to a store by some condoms and learn to fix it on your own. i dont see how difficult it can be.
 

The.Nice.Guy

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Originally posted by belividere
maybe you should just go to the store buy a box and practice putting them on yourself.
ROFL

sorry had to laugh at this

anyway what do you mean when your having sex your c**k goes soft :S take some viagra then?
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Love making is a very natural process. Dont concern yourself with what the girl is going to think. Who gives a **** what she thinks ?
 

Leporello

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Originally posted by englishcrap
Love making is a very natural process. Dont concern yourself with what the girl is going to think. Who gives a **** what she thinks ?
Well, if she doesn't enjoy it, she won't do it with you again, for one thing.
 

fivefingers

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i paid for *****s like good looking fit blondes because they always talk nice to me. Not like the ****ty girls in bars who make fun i hate them *****es.

They think they are ****ing big or somthing. This hooker i spent alot of money on said if she leaves her boyfriend she would come and live with me then she vanished after i spent all te money on her.


i have been ****ing *****s since i was 21 years old and now i am 40 i have paid for nearly 100 *****s

i found this forum and i want to change my life it is really ****ed up I want to experience real love making with a woman tired of *****s no kissing and ****

please help me i am begging for help. the girls in bars are *****es and ****s
 
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