what was your FASTEST PICKUP with RESULTS?!?!

[white_hype]

oppostie to my thread about your worst rejection...

tell us about the time you picked up a chick you didnt know very well and got her number then kiss closed her later, or hooked up with her in the SHORTEST AMOUNT OF TIME

heres mine:

back 2 back successes for me actually

at a party, i was pretty drunk, towads the end of the party... i see a hb8.5 walking out with her friends (2 other girls, i dont remember)
i stop her... no i grabbed her haha and started talking to her, within like 3-5 mins i just asked her for her number since she said she was leaving and i got it... we later went to other parties together the following weeks, etc

immediately after that (2 mins) i see a hb7.5 by herself waiting for a friend and i go up to her
i sit her down (isolate) on a bench and ask about her tongue ring... i then say something like "wow thats awesome, did it hurt"
she "blah blah"
me- "how does it feel"
she- "huh?"
me- "can i kiss you" (AFC AS SH1T, lol, i know i know)
she "yeaaa"

i then madeout with her for 1 min, stopped it, took her to the dance floor, made out for like 2 songs, take her to a friends room in the party and finish her, she became a fuk buddy easily (slutty) and was OBSESSED WITH ME (followed me around all the time, kept trying to hold my hand..), and i was the biggest jerk to her... ever... even one of her friends flicked me off at a party

LETS HEAR YOURS

 

[white_hype]

doulbe post

 

[Cheiradawg]

met her at a club at teh beach on spring break... got laid 2.5 hours later


She was a ho

 

[Kodiac]

Pull up at a mates house (party), he comes out to greet us -

him - Hey Kod
me - Hey dude...so where's all the hotties ?
him - Umm...
me - C'mon, im not hanging round if theres no quality ladies!

Right at that moment i catch a fine HB walking out of the house 2wards us.

me - *grins* Damn, maybe i will hang around for a bit after all

I hold eye contact with her as she walks towards us.

hb - Hey
me - Hey there, how u doin ?
hb - not bad thx, urself ?
me - Im pretty hot actually (it was warm weather!)
hb - Yeah, you're cute
me - I know. But hey, it's better than u using me for my car!
(friends leave me at this point)
hb - hehehe
<she starts hitting me when i make her laugh so it's all green lights from here on>


Everyone heads to the club, we stay at the back of the pack - score the number, 10 minutes later (at the club) we are passionately kissing for more than an hour. Only complaint is that she used too much tongue

I decided to give her a lift home (even tho i was p1ssed) &.... Lets just say she had some nice boobies, sweet body and a tight little coochy

She was an attention wh*re but also quite fun - but i have no time for that sh1t so i was a major jerk to this one. Oh yeah & she smoked, pfft.

& that was b4 i found this site!

 

[Player_Supreme]

30 seconds to get the number. took her a few days later for a drink...boned it.

I was leaving a club and this girl was jocking. she came to the bar to order a drink from right next to me.

I said hello my name is chris, what's your name. hello megan, I'm sorry but I wish I had more time to talk to you, but I'm getting ready to leave. How about you put your number in my cell and I will call you next week for coffee....

she did...

we did...

 

[So pimp its scary]

I was chilling at the end of the bar night, waiting for my friends to get to the door... I was just relaxing sipping my last beer when I notice a girl standing right next to me.

Me : "hi."
her : "Hi."
Me : So how was the night treating you?
her : pretty good, we just got in town tonight.
Me : Oh ya, eh... where are you from?
Her : That 'eh' is soo cute. **as she rubs up against me**

I forget the rest of the conversation, but about an hour and a half later I was hitting it... (would have been shorter if not for the drive back home)

 

[D4H]

was at a party, girl sat down next to me, i said "Hi im D4H" she says her name. We just get up and go to the bedroom. Never exchanged more than 5 words.

 

[Kodiac]

Not mine but a friends PU (if u can call it that).

Sitting at bar, these 2 fatties start flirting with me....Im trying to be half polite then this other chick comes over and says to my mate "Meet me out side in 10 minutes".

10 minutes later he leaves the bar, goes behind a nearby shop and ****s her

on 3...
1, 2, 3.... SL*T!!

 

[Player_Supreme]

this is the untold truth now just relayed to me by starfag...he has us all beat.

he said he wore his leather chaps with the ass cut out and got picked up in less that 20 seconds.

of course it was at a gay bar but he didn't want me to share that with anyone.

And now you've heard the true and untold story of starfags hidden history! Stay tuned for more updates!