What was your best move against a c*ckblock?

[Ronnie Poleman]

Ahhh c*ckblocks. Possibly the newbie's worst enemy, who has enough trouble with girls, let alone guys intending on messing his game. Sometimes they have made me feel apathetic thinking: "Why have I tried to improve my game, and my life with DJ philosophies? What's the point of those hours spent, when all it takes is one douchebag to ruin your game?". Those who are familiar with the Alpha male concept know that you have a sort of 'Alpha-off' (bit like a dance-off, not so Zoolander like though) with other guys around, with the most Alpha guy winning.

Recently I dealt with some c*ckblocks for the very first time and it felt goooooood

I was at a bar, approached an 8/10 HB, (having just overcome my inhibitions to approaching), got flirting, but then I went to the restroom. By the time I came back, 2 other dudes were in my place (I caught them watching me and the HB minutes beforehand). I thought "I ain't gonna let this put me off like it did so many times before!" and went right back to the HB, and carried on where I left off ("so, where we we again? Oh yeah, your trip to Shanghai..."). After a couple of minutes I introduced myself to the c*ckblocks, they turned out to be from a frat house which was a couple of blocks down from mine, and were quite cool guys that I could get along with. I made sure I dominated the conversations though, whilst still flirting with the HB much more than they did. They tried to make fun of me a little and make me look stupid infront of the HB, but I joked back with them and it was all good. By the end of the night, I increased my social network to another frat house, got invited to some college parties, as well as get a girl back to her place for some of the good stuff!!


Share your best moments of dealing with c*ckblocks (feels good don't it?) when you emerged victorious from the 'Alpha-off', those who have problems with them can read the responses and get some inspiration!

 

[horaholic]

Good job. Thats how to handle it. A mixture of 'Im the top tog here' and 'kill your enemies with kindness.' You look better than them, because your sort of being polite nice, but at the same time you are tooling them out, or at least rising above their reality.

Unfortunately I dont have any good stories off hand.

EDIT: because I had a glitch , and cant post any more today:

Zekko. You are COMPLETELY missing the point, of both my post, and the concept of not being a 'nice guy.' In this case, I was saying how if you tool the guys out (which isnt being nice, right there), while not being a blatant dikhead, or starting a fight, you are going to entertain the girl, while proving that you can control yourself and not be a reactive ass. Its like fcking someone up with a handshake, and a smile on your face.

Here's an example: One time this washed up rockstar was throwing his money around, thinking he was cool. My super-alpha buddy wasnt impressed, so he bought the guy a shot, to prove that his money dont mean SHYT. He did this in a condescending way. So he tooled him out in a 'nice' way, as opposed to starting shyt with him, (which is usually what this guy does). Get it?

 

[Energizer]

The people who c*ckblock me are usually ugly or fat (sometimes both) friends.

I get so worked up that I often tear into the fat,ugly mates and wind up ruining things, but it feels good to unlease my venom onto the c*ckblockers.

 

[Ronnie Poleman]

Haha Energizer, it's tempting to unleash the bitterness on them, but if it ruins things with the girl or makes you look like an angry mean person who rips on the vulnerable ones (let's face it, guys who resort to being c*ckblocks deserve sympathy, they are vulnerable people with low self-esteem), then surely it ain't worth it, right?

What about some inspirational c*ckblock dispatching which makes you feel awesome the morning after?

 

[Bible_Belt]

What was your best move against a c*ckblock?


Emotionally man-wh0ring myself out enough to flirt with that herd of moo-cows she calls friends.

 

[zekko]

Good job. Thats how to handle it. A mixture of 'Im the top tog here' and 'kill your enemies with kindness.' You look better than them, because your sort of being polite nice, but at the same time you are tooling them out, or at least rising above their reality.

I find this interesting: "Because you're sort of being polite nice". See, you are saying that a girl will respect you more because you are being nice. What happened to the great seduction principle that girls do not like nice? See, it's all BS, isnt' it? I have heard a lot of females describe guys that they were clearly very attracted to as nice. Truth is, women do respect nice, just as long as the guy is manly.

 

[Ronnie Poleman]

What happened to the great seduction principle that girls do not like nice?See, it's all BS, isnt' it? I have heard a lot of females describe guys that they were clearly very attracted to as nice. Truth is, women do respect nice, just as long as the guy is manly.

It's the type of nice which is the issue. The AFC "I love you, I'll do ANYTHING you ask for, take advantage of me, please marry me" type of nice = bad. Nothing was ever said that girls do not like the polite gentleman type of nice. There are exceptions to this though, but I'd steer clear of any girl that liked a drooling, dirty, sweaty, foul-mouthed pig with no manners over a gentleman who treated people with respect!

From my limited experience, being nice in the latter description owns c*ckblocks.

 

[playerone]

If i came back from the toilet and see two guys hovering around my food, I won't even talk to them except maybe saying hi. I'd pull her close to me and say something along the lines of, "Are you running away from the police? Who are these guys?", with a natural, confident smile. Or if you want, "I think i owe them money, let's go", and bring her somewhere quiet. Continuing conversation with her as if the guys didn't exist, would be good too.

 

[Ice882]

If i came back from the toilet and see two guys hovering around my food, I won't even talk to them except maybe saying hi. I'd pull her close to me and say something along the lines of, "Are you running away from the police? Who are these guys?", with a natural, confident smile. Or if you want, "I think i owe them money, let's go", and bring her somewhere quiet. Continuing conversation with her as if the guys didn't exist, would be good too.

Seems like his method worked fine.

 

[Dante420]

If i came back from the toilet and see two guys hovering around my food, I won't even talk to them except maybe saying hi. I'd pull her close to me and say something along the lines of, "Are you running away from the police? Who are these guys?", with a natural, confident smile. Or if you want, "I think i owe them money, let's go", and bring her somewhere quiet. Continuing conversation with her as if the guys didn't exist, would be good too.

Huh? I really don't think most girls would understand that?

 

[eaglez1177]

Heres my story...happened this past summer.

I was gaming up this chick, and a bunch of her friends and my friends were over my house. Eventually we went to go into my basement to watch a movie, but since I was the last one down there (I had to talk to my dad for somethin), I got screwed over with the seating arrangements and wound up sitting in between my one guy friend (on the right) and a friend of the chick I was gamin (on the left, shes a major b*tch).

Eventually I decided to lean over to my left to this b*tch and say "Hey is it cool if we just switch seats? I wanna sit next to Emily" The b*tch replies "NO." Then she turns her body towards me, puts her bare feet up on the couch, and sticks them right at me and says "Do you like my feet?". ****ing cvntbag.

I got so fvcking pissed. My reply to her, "your feet smell". And then I stood up, and asked Emily to move over to her right (towards the b*tch), so I could squeeze in between emily and her other friend (she wasnt a b*tch). Wound up getting the hookup a lil later on.

 

[Ronnie Poleman]

Nice one eaglez1177, put her friend right in her place! She had some nerve, telling YOU where to sit in YOUR house.

A common theme I am noticing is that girls (friends of your target, jealous exes) are also major c*ckblocks, I didn't think they did it a lot because the c*ckblocking I got was always from guys.

 

[The Comeback Kid]

I don't have any dramatic stories about how I put a c*ckblock in their place, but I've gotten plenty better with dealing with them. Part of it is that I can ID them pretty quickly. If the c-block is a girl, I kill 'em with niceness. Once I see them come over, I engage them right away...the girl no longer becomes a major problem. If the c-block is a guy...I also kill 'em with niceness, sort of. Ever since the effects of my heavy lifting have shown, guys haven't been as eager to c-block me these days. The only c-blocking issue I haven't solved yet...

...group c-blocking. While one individual guy won't try to c-block me, I've realized a few of them will work together to try and get me out of the picture. When I'm in a class, there will be plenty of empty seats, but the next three guys who walk in encircle me. If I'm at a bar, a few guys who know each other will sorta "work together" to try and push me away. I can handle one c-block, but 2-3+ at once? A bit more tricky.