"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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What was she thinking?!

toddC

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Okay, well its been a little over a month sinec I last posted here.

To give a litte backround on this girl and I. We went out senior year in HS. KEep in touch durign college and hang out every now and then. My other friend was in the same situation with this girl, H.

To recap, my last post as about this girl, lets call her J. I had just gotten home from college and we hung out like twice...NO ACTION WHAT SO EVER.

So I took your guys' advice and took a month off from speaking to her.

So this past Friday my friends and I decided we were going to go to his country house. We had 6 guys 6 girls lined up and ready to go. Thats when 4 girls dropped out.

So my friend was like hey yo toddC why don't you just ask J even though theres like a .001% chance of her and her friends coming. I was like okay yea thats fine. So I texted her, she said her and 3 friends wanted to go...CHA-CHING or so I tohught.

So were going to the house, its my friend and the girl, H, that he was with in the front. 2 of the other girls and 1 of my other frineds in the middle row, and myself and J in the back row. We talked like the whole way up, it was going great. The others were in a different car.

So we get there at like 12 on Friday. We all got HAMMERED. Eventually I made out with J for like 10 seconds. That was the end of the night, whoopti-f*ckin do.

She didn't even end up sleeping with me in the same bed. I slept with 2 of her friends lol.

So next day came we went out on the lake, NOTHING. NO mention of the previous night or anything. Sat night comes all of them decide to just smoke and pass out. Like WTF.

Sunday coems, back on the lake and then we left. As J was getting out of the car she goes "Yea so much fun lets do this again like next weekend."

What is she thinking? She was alone with me for pretty mucha whole weekend...

Also keep in mind that almost the exact same thing (less the HU) happend to my friend with H.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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these kind of girls you just don't ask you just go for it. it's kind of expected. don't over think it. just do it. :crackup: no is not in their vocabulary on weekend getaways.
 

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Well I would never really spill my feelings to her...Its not that I like her, I just wanted some p*ssy!!!

And your pretty much saying I just have to bang out one of her friends for her to start chasign me again? I can see how that would work as she would get jealous...HOWEVER I also can see how that would cuase a HUGE ruckus between myself, her friend, and her...
 
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