"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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What Was In The Drawer?

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LOL its my fault i just never saw her as a root i always saw her as a cool chick that was like a guy friend. I was going out with her friend when we met so i wasnt realy intrested in pursuing her. I dug my own hole.

Anyway im enough of a DJ to get out of it. Tomorrow well c what happens.

Plus im not like a AFC with her i just dont realy try to attract her cause shes a buddy it would have felt wierd untill i saw the vibrators. Now i want to attract her so well c how things go. If nothing come from it il just keep fu*king the other girls LoL
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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Originally posted by Black_Italian
LOL its my fault i just never saw her as a root i always saw her as a cool chick that was like a guy friend.

Those make the best girlfriends.
 

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Ok so i dropped by her palce this morning (im still here) it was pretty early i wanted to catch her before she went anywere.

I told her straight out that i wanted to see her exclusivley she said YES and then shes like" if ur not busy hang around till i get back cause i really want to talk to you but i got to run". Then she left. Shell be back in 2 hours.

So eveythings gone well so far but that way she said "i want to talk to you" sounder ermm troubling.
 

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..what flint said. lol. i love it.

dawg, she said yes. relax. i want to talk to you. lol. no worries. worst case scenario you seduce the crap outta her.

have fun.

-JP
 

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she just got back........she must of been rushing hahaha.......

Im like what did you want to talk about? and she says

"what took you so long?" kisses me and then shes like "im going to have a shower wait here" the implication was that it took me so long to ask her out.

Anyway enough about her. Thanks for al the advice guys
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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Did you say, "The life of a ninja is a busy one. Thats what took me so long, I was lurking in the shadows"?

Is she willing to accept the responsibility of dating a ninja?
 

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Originally posted by King of You
Yo heres what you do.

Show up in a huge dildo costume and be like "YO BABY I KNOW YO SECRET!!!"

Then thrust it.


LMAO anways dude that girls looks really damn hot. I hope you get her good luck.:up:
 

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i did get her man lol. Now lets hope she wears dat lingere i found i her draw....
 

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Every girl almost has the same stuff hidden somewhere. The thing that had the wire coming out of it was what they call an egg. It viberates and is usually inserted into toys or can be used alone. www.blowfish.com for pics and other goodies.

Honestly I think the reason she never talks about sex is she doesn't want to be sombody's Onie. Obvious this chick digs you and since you said she had the drawer open, chances are she was playing and thought of you....!!!!!!!!!

I saw play it cool hang out more and let things happen naturally. But now you know to amp it up and make a move.

And when the subject of sex does arise don't belittle it in anyway or she might withdraw, or make it seem that is somthing you want.

If she thinks that it would be ok to never have sex she will give it up in a sec. Strange how girls work. You want it you don't get it you convince her you don't care she gives you it.

PCZ 'n Beats
DJ ZEROCELCIUS

PS. Just don't get those ninja skills mix'd up with your dj skills. lol
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Good advice man. I never realy been in this situation, i usually go for diffrent kinds of women so yeh i need some good advice .

Thanks Zero
 

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Not like i was resisting Avon, you seriously think she made me look in the draw cause she knew once i saw the vibrators i would like her and ask her out?
 
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What, are you people in here LOST? Asleep at the wheel? Avon and I can see it crystal clear. When she INVITED you to come over to watch "Mafia movies," she was EXPECTING you. She led you to her bedroom, where she strategically left her drawer half-open so you would see her RUSH over to SLAM it shut. By doing this, it would make you wonder what in the world she was hiding, and what she REALLY wanted was for you to "catch" her being naughty, and hopefully get things started in that direction.....

If the situation were reversed, and you had porn or a blow up doll, and you were expecting her over at a certain time, you would probably NOT have it in a drawer that was in plain sight, and you would probably EASE over to it and casually close it as if nothing special were there.

Ah yes. She reeled you in good.
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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LOL dude got reeled in nicely...funny way to put it. good luck with that.:woo:
 

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LoL even if i did its worth it shes a HOTTIE and shes a cool girl. Now shes my gf so its cool. Just so u know shes invited me over to watch movies lots of times.

But now that i think about it. It sounds setup NOT THAT I MIND.

BUT NO SEX YET. I slept over her place she doesnt wanan fu*k yet. I put on all my moves she was moaning then she say no no sorry soryyyyy im not ready yet im sorryyy. So i dunno il give it a month if shes not ready in a month il reconsider the realationship.
 

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Originally posted by K B
What, are you people in here LOST? Asleep at the wheel? Avon and I can see it crystal clear. When she INVITED you to come over to watch "Mafia movies," she was EXPECTING you. She led you to her bedroom, where she strategically left her drawer half-open so you would see her RUSH over to SLAM it shut. By doing this, it would make you wonder what in the world she was hiding, and what she REALLY wanted was for you to "catch" her being naughty, and hopefully get things started in that direction.....

If the situation were reversed, and you had porn or a blow up doll, and you were expecting her over at a certain time, you would probably NOT have it in a drawer that was in plain sight, and you would probably EASE over to it and casually close it as if nothing special were there.

Ah yes. She reeled you in good.

Who cares man. i wish more hb 8+ would reel me in with no work on my part.
 

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BUT NO SEX YET. I slept over her place she doesnt wanan fu*k yet. I put on all my moves she was moaning then she say no no sorry soryyyyy im not ready yet im sorryyy. So i dunno il give it a month if shes not ready in a month il reconsider the realationship.


What do you guys think about that. The no sex thing. I dont know much about serious realationships so id like some advice.?.
 

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Maybe she's not very experienced in sex. Stay around for a little while.
She's real hot dude, good job.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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