"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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What type of bed do you own? In the market for a new bed.

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Your bed says a lot about you. Since it's the 4th and there are deep discounts on beds right now, I'm looking to buy. I'm looking at a platform bed. I don't want a woman's bed. I want a Man's bed.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Poonani Maker said:
I'm looking at a platform bed. I don't want a woman's bed. I want a Man's bed.
I have more issue with a mattress then the bed itself. When you buy a bed it needs to serve for 2 purposes: Mostly for sleeping and sometimes for fvcking.

Thick soft large king size mattress is my idea of a good bed. This way when the chick goes to sleep she will stay on her side and I will stay on mine. I can never get a good night sleep with a chick in a smaller bed because I am a light sleeper and b1tches are always turning and wanna cuddle in their sleep.
 

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Here's a bed I'm looking at from Hillsdale. http://www.bedroom-furniture-direct.com/asp/show_image.asp?pr=0&sku=HF3643

Another would be Laurier beds which cost $1000+.

All of the beds at a local furniture store are run-of-the-mill.

This bed also from Hillsdale looks like it would be good for fvcking because of the handrails on the headboard, but it also looks kind of womanly. https://www.bizarredeal.com/zoomify...ww.bizarredeal.com/assets/images/110-XXXa.jpg

I need a man's bed.

Or I could just go dirt cheap and get this http://www.moreplatformbeds.com/Common/Product/ImageGallery.aspx?ID=46828
 

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"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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I need a new bed soon. I might get a larger bed from the current one i have so there is enough room for me and my girlfriend. :)
 

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I have a poster bed made of dark indian hardwood. It weighs about as much as a sherman tank and looks like something you would see in a medieval castle. I have gold and green velour curtains surrounding the plush mattress with a purple velour duvet and down comforter.

The chicks see it and say "Is that your BED!?!?!?!"

I say "No, that's THE bed"

The only thing missing is an animal skin throw. As soon as I find a nice one, my medieval pleasure room will be complete.
 

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Poonani Maker said:
This bed also from Hillsdale looks like it would be good for fvcking because of the handrails on the headboard, but it also looks kind of womanly. https://www.bizarredeal.com/zoomify...ww.bizarredeal.com/assets/images/110-XXXa.jpg

I need a man's bed.

Or I could just go dirt cheap and get this http://www.moreplatformbeds.com/Common/Product/ImageGallery.aspx?ID=46828
That 1st one actually looks kool, and its functional as well

;)

The second one is like wtf

unless you want it really low



I've had my bed since I was a kid, and my room is way too small for an upgrade
:down:
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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Soo many fvkcin beds out there. Hard to choose. Here's one I like, though it looks a little womanly http://www.platformbeds.com/img/categories/12287_serena_bed_lg.jpg called the "Serena."

Here's another like what you said, In Motion, that looks contemporary "The Visionary" http://www.platformbeds.com/index.php3?cart_id=7105602440622439&category=0000000611&l2=true Or this one called the "Knotch" http://www.platformbeds.com/img/categories/lss_knotch_bed_lg.jpg

Expensive as hell though, but I want to get this part of my life right so I willing to shell out for a Good bed if need be.
 

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Two words: Tempur Pedic. I work at brookstone and sell these, and even with the 90 day money back guarantee, we RARELY get returns. No bounce though, so it makes fvcking a real workout.
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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I'm moving to a new place in August and I need to get a new bed. I've been using the same twin bed frame since I was 12...

I'm going to be under a strict budget and I've been looking at the inexpensive IKEA stuff. Has anybody had any experince with their frames?

Also what's a good size bed for a room in an apartment? I won't know the exact dimensions of the room till I move in. Obviously I want room for two people, I'm not a big guy nor will I be after big girls :p
 
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