"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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volkme68

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Any body got a good line for when a girl says "what about my boyfriend?" I am not having much success with "what about him?" and that ilk
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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fertileTurtle

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u want 2?
 

WaterTiger

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"Does he have a camera? He can take pictures of us doing page 27 of the Karma Sutra!"
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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jacob

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DJDanny almost had it right. Instead of saying, "oh, is HE the jealous type?" When she says, "what about my boyfriend?" you respond with a sly smile and say, "that's ok, I'M not the jealous type."
 

Monad1

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"what about my boyfriend?"

Reply: "I ain't interested in your boyfriend" *smiles and looks at her until she breaks eye contact or responds*
 
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