"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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what to say when women ask you how many girls you slept with?

TheFlyingMan

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I've been with like 20-30, but I don't know if that's what they want. I just laughed and said I'm a virgin. But is there a way to amp up the attraction?

What if I go too high? What if I go too low? I asked her to tell me how many she's had and I'll tell her my score. She said 0 too, and laughed. Argh.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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i just say.. i dont keep count

it works..

make sure u stick to ur answer.. they might try to fight u out and get a real answer but make sure u say confused and be like.. i dont keep count...
 

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They usually ask for a ballpark figure if you try to play dumb about it.

Try: "Few enough to stay healthy, but more than enough to know what I'm doing"
 

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Usually I just laugh and say...

"More than one, and less than 100...... I think :nervous: "

:rock: :rock: :rock:
 

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sexy_kuta said:
i dont keep count...
Thats a good answer!

But what do you do if you're a virgin??

How you gonna back it up w/o experience??

Thats my problem right now. I give out the impression that im some sort of man ***** (unintentionaly) and the girls I meet automatically assume that Im not a virgin...
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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i have told girls the truth over 100 i lost count after that (i aint joking either ok :D)

it comes back to you if you go in a LTR so i would advice against it, a guy i know in a very successful relationship has bagged well over 300+ chicks i learnt alot from him, he tells him LTR he has had 5! it works, he sleeps around but he has not planted a seed, see that BAM!
 

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jonwon said:
i have told girls the truth over 100 i lost count after that (i aint joking either ok :D)

it comes back to you if you go in a LTR so i would advice against it, a guy i know in a very successful relationship has bagged well over 300+ chicks i learnt alot from him, he tells him LTR he has had 5! it works, he sleeps around but he has not planted a seed, see that BAM!
well over 300 chicks? how old is this guy, he'd have to make it a ****ing profession.. not to mention low standards
 

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TheFlyingMan said:
I've been with like 20-30, but I don't know if that's what they want. I just laughed and said I'm a virgin. But is there a way to amp up the attraction?

What if I go too high? What if I go too low? I asked her to tell me how many she's had and I'll tell her my score. She said 0 too, and laughed. Argh.
Women analze everything U say backwardz and forwardz anyway..so no matter what U say they will take it however their femalez brainz decoded it..becuz they r never going 2 believe any answer u give dem..so just be az sarcaztic az pozzible..if U r not dat attractive say 1000 if U r very attractive say Ur virgin...uze da law of oppozitez..it keepz their decoding brainz running on overtime...
YHWH Blezz
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Da kingz in da building!
 

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I always explain to them that I never talk about my sex life with anyone, and I don't want to be labeled for how many or how little I sleep with, and i think people should be free to enjoy sex with out having to worry about this label.

Maybe not in these exact words, because they sound gay, but along those lines in the normal flow of conversation, it will lower there slut defences so they know that you are not going to go around telling everyone what dirty deed you did with her and leave her worry free to shag your brains out!
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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mountain said:
well over 300 chicks? how old is this guy, he'd have to make it a ****ing profession.. not to mention low standards
he is now 32, why low standards?
 

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"Enough to keep me satistied." *wink*

Leave her wondering.
 

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Rebound Material said:
Thats a good answer!

But what do you do if you're a virgin??

How you gonna back it up w/o experience??

Thats my problem right now. I give out the impression that im some sort of man ***** (unintentionaly) and the girls I meet automatically assume that Im not a virgin...
big deals

most girls act like they're not sluts yet they would fuk in my back seat or in the bathroom of sliver city movie threatre... think logic man..

cant always be truthful if u want game..

who cares if ur a virgin or not.. let them assume that u can fuk their brains out.. cuz once ur ****ing them theres no turning back.. u got what u wanted now u can leave... shes will thinking like wtf just happend... while your dressin up and leavin out that door!
 
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