What to say when picking up a girl

[The Pedantical]

So, let's take the situation that you're in a bar or food court or wherever and there's this hot broad sitting there with a tight body and big tits and a short skirt, blabla you get the picture. Let's assume I want to take her home and sleep with her, but that I don't want a relationship with her. I'm not too excited about just getting her number because I don't feel like dining her out and spending money on crap without knowing if I'm even going sleep with her in the first place.

So almost all the advice I've gotten from reading on here, coaches, or friends who have experience with women basically comes down to the same thing... tell her what I like about her, what I want to do with her, etc... like, uncensor my thoughts and tell her whatever comes to mind.

So, ok. Let's say...

I introduce myself to her, ask her her name, maybe make some wise-ass comment like (when I saw you I thought you're so good looking I had to know your name... or something like that) tell her I think her tits look gorgeous in her tight t-shirt, tell her that she's got nice thick lips that make me want to kiss her (or whatever I think about when I'm looking at her) and that she turns me on so much I'm going to have to sleep with her tonight. Maybe slip in a line about some specific sexual thing I want to do.

Even if I say that all slow-like... it's what, two minutes max. Maybe 3 minutes. That's my problem here. I mean, heck what then? If they don't give me something to respond to I'm not going to steer the conversation to global warming or some crap. In an ideal world it'd be "oh cool let's go to your place right now and **** our brains out"

Somehow I never worked that one out.

 

[Hakuna]

lol, be interested and you will be interesting.

small talk while driving the conversation in a sexual direction (vibing).

Also, if you have enough social proof then you won't even need to learn how to converse properly. Social proof, even on relatively small standards, sends vaginas oscillating without any out of pocket effort.

 

[Slick Rick-NZ]

Hmmmmmmmmmmmm. You would have balls if you said that.
First of all it mite work on some cheap slut definatley a hooker.
There are about 8 types of women so it won't work very often.
And assuming the enviroment, maybe a club or strip club, not a mall or book sore ect.
These lines will most likely make her feel cheap. You have to start off genuine but could quikly esculate to this if you are so suave.
Have you seen the movie Aviator? In this movie the guy has a great line.
It is similar to yours but dosn't make her feel cheap. He says things like I wonder what turns a beatiful girl like you on. I would love to learn how to please you and so on. This would be much better. Try a lil C&F to open instead of your line. "I saw you I thought you're so good looking I had to know your name" A nice looking girl like you must have an equally gorgoues name. Reburta perhaps.
BRb.
Slick..

 

[crazyboy]

me: Hey what your name
her: blah and your
me: crazy
me: What your major
her: major blah
me: Thats intersting hey can i have your number and maybe we talk more about blah over coffee.

That if i met a girl coming from class.

Lets just say if im in the street.

Me: Hey you walk really fast. Are trying to win walking marathon.
her ( gives me a look of what the hell does he want.
Me: I saw you walking and you look familar with walk like yours have you done any modeling.
Her: if she interested generalize along lines of smiling or something flattering. she not interested she going think your wack.
Me: what your name
her:blah and yours
Me crazy, Hey let me get your number and we go out tommorow at this blank place or chill lunch spot.
her:555 555 5555

 

[The Pedantical]

First of all it mite work on some cheap slut definatley a hooker.

It's funny you would say that. What do you think of the quote "treat a lady like a ***** and a ***** like a lady"?

 

[AreYouSingleFemale]

I introduce myself to her, ask her her name, maybe make some wise-ass comment like (when I saw you I thought you're so good looking I had to know your name... or something like that) tell her I think her tits look gorgeous in her tight t-shirt, tell her that she's got nice thick lips that make me want to kiss her (or whatever I think about when I'm looking at her) and that she turns me on so much I'm going to have to sleep with her tonight. Maybe slip in a line about some specific sexual thing I want to do.

Even if I say that all slow-like... it's what, two minutes max. Maybe 3 minutes. That's my problem here. I mean, heck what then?.

If she doesn't scream by the time you have gone to the "specific sexual thing I want to do", what makes you not say "Get up, lets go home". I think you are a troll though. I don't think you are capable of saying the things you wrote.

 

[Slick Rick-NZ]

It's funny you would say that. What do you think of the quote "treat a lady like a ***** and a ***** like a lady"?

Haha can't understand with the stars. Do youm mean a female dog?
ANy way hooker or slut could be used also.
ANd yes I thinl that isn't a bad saying although probly made up more for amusement but in some cases it will work. Not on the extreme end though haha.
Slick..

 

[ecko280]

Read "Mode One"