"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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What to eat?

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Im trying to do situps, crunches, leg lifts (where u lay down, put ur hands under your butt, and lift your legs 6 inches or so off of ground for as long as possible), pushups, etc, but am fairly new to this "bulk up" stuff.

Im scrawny, and have a little tiny bit of a gut developing, not too bad but I want to "bulk up" this summer. My diet sucks, all I eat is fruit and carbs.

I don't know what to eat really. You are supposed to eat lots, so since I am scrawny should is it ok to fill up on fast food? Is there a thread anywhere on this forum or a word of advice that tells you specifically what is good, and what is bad?

Sry for nub questions...just learning here thnx for your time ;O
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Charm

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Lot's of meats, lots of calories, chickens, and protien based foods.
 
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