bob88
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what do i get my gf for 1 month and a half for her bday?
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
what to do?
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"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
lol be creative. Just be careful that shes not using you though(not making judgements) but my bro(AFC) got his g/f like $50 worth of stuff fer her b/day and she ends up breaking up with him that day and he was to big of a loser to get the stuff back.
Michael Chief
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ask some girls - but make it clear that you dont want to spend more than...10 bucks or something...
Your excuse to them will be: "I don't want it to seem like I'm buying her love because that would be saying 'You're a shallow *****' so I want to get her something special, yet affordable."
Yet we all know that you just want to keep your wallet full
Your excuse to them will be: "I don't want it to seem like I'm buying her love because that would be saying 'You're a shallow *****' so I want to get her something special, yet affordable."
Yet we all know that you just want to keep your wallet full
DJ Hawtness
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Don't by her a **** thing. A true Don Juan doesn't buy his girl anything from the first 2-4 months.
Now, they say that b-days are the exception but forget that.
You know what you can do? Have sex, give her a nice massage, etc.
Don't waste a penny on her though.
EDIT: I've changed my mind, kinda harsh when I think about it.
Now, they say that b-days are the exception but forget that.
You know what you can do? Have sex, give her a nice massage, etc.
Don't waste a penny on her though.
EDIT: I've changed my mind, kinda harsh when I think about it.
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bob88
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so what you're saying is to give her my penis for her bday? lol i could like get one of those ribbon things and put it on my crotch and be like ok there u go u can open it now *she pulls down the zipper* lol that would be funny...but not right now i rather just get her something small but dunno what
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
WesCottII
Master Don Juan
Ignore this clown.
Rather than give her something, how about taking her somewhere?
I took my g/f "zorbing", it was a blast. They remember it more than a gift.
DJ Hawtness
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I know. :crackup:
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Ok, so suppose you do buy her something, will she REALLY like you more than she used to?
This is what you're going to have to ask yourself when you make a decision. If you're going to give her a present, go for it.
Neglect my other post, it's harsh when I look back at it.
Forbidden Love
Don Juan
Teddy Bear? Bath and Body products? Flowers? A expensive-LOOKING bracelet/earings/ring?
Think outside of the box. Then again... when with girls... there was never a box.
Think outside of the box. Then again... when with girls... there was never a box.
bob88
Don Juan
Man...girls are just so confusing...*shakes head* I guess I'll just get her a white rose(dosent like red ones) and Tiger Army's new shirt. I'll probably streak too, something memorable ya know? lol Her cousin, brother and me will probably write "happy bday emy" on our chests and run across her house and back.
bob88
Don Juan
^^ Thanks man, I'll keep that in mind next time I post something.
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
familyguyfan
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Flowers, dinner out, the best oral sex she's ever had.
If you do all that it will be most likely followed by the best oral sex you've ever had.
If you do all that it will be most likely followed by the best oral sex you've ever had.