bob88
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what do i get my gf for 1 month and a half for her bday?
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
what to do?
- Thread starter bob88
- Start date
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
lol be creative. Just be careful that shes not using you though(not making judgements) but my bro(AFC) got his g/f like $50 worth of stuff fer her b/day and she ends up breaking up with him that day and he was to big of a loser to get the stuff back.
Michael Chief
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ask some girls - but make it clear that you dont want to spend more than...10 bucks or something...
Your excuse to them will be: "I don't want it to seem like I'm buying her love because that would be saying 'You're a shallow *****' so I want to get her something special, yet affordable."
Yet we all know that you just want to keep your wallet full
Your excuse to them will be: "I don't want it to seem like I'm buying her love because that would be saying 'You're a shallow *****' so I want to get her something special, yet affordable."
Yet we all know that you just want to keep your wallet full
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Don't by her a **** thing. A true Don Juan doesn't buy his girl anything from the first 2-4 months.
Now, they say that b-days are the exception but forget that.
You know what you can do? Have sex, give her a nice massage, etc.
Don't waste a penny on her though.
EDIT: I've changed my mind, kinda harsh when I think about it.
Now, they say that b-days are the exception but forget that.
You know what you can do? Have sex, give her a nice massage, etc.
Don't waste a penny on her though.
EDIT: I've changed my mind, kinda harsh when I think about it.
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bob88
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so what you're saying is to give her my penis for her bday? lol i could like get one of those ribbon things and put it on my crotch and be like ok there u go u can open it now *she pulls down the zipper* lol that would be funny...but not right now i rather just get her something small but dunno what
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
WesCottII
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Ignore this clown.
Rather than give her something, how about taking her somewhere?
I took my g/f "zorbing", it was a blast. They remember it more than a gift.
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I know. :crackup:
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Ok, so suppose you do buy her something, will she REALLY like you more than she used to?
This is what you're going to have to ask yourself when you make a decision. If you're going to give her a present, go for it.
Neglect my other post, it's harsh when I look back at it.
Forbidden Love
Don Juan
Teddy Bear? Bath and Body products? Flowers? A expensive-LOOKING bracelet/earings/ring?
Think outside of the box. Then again... when with girls... there was never a box.
Think outside of the box. Then again... when with girls... there was never a box.
bob88
Don Juan
Man...girls are just so confusing...*shakes head* I guess I'll just get her a white rose(dosent like red ones) and Tiger Army's new shirt. I'll probably streak too, something memorable ya know? lol Her cousin, brother and me will probably write "happy bday emy" on our chests and run across her house and back.
bob88
Don Juan
^^ Thanks man, I'll keep that in mind next time I post something.
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
familyguyfan
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Flowers, dinner out, the best oral sex she's ever had.
If you do all that it will be most likely followed by the best oral sex you've ever had.
If you do all that it will be most likely followed by the best oral sex you've ever had.