Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single

She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.

You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.

The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.

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what to do with a chick after you **** her

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so I'm starting work soon and I just realized that it might be a problem if chicks sleep over at my place, and then I go to work the next morning...

what do you guys do with the chicks? just leave them in your house alone? I'm not sure if I'm cool with that if its a ONS or if its some chick I only met for like a week...

but at the same time, how would you wake them up at 6am the next day and tell them they have to leave, and expect to keep them as a plate?

anybody with experience have any insights? :) thanks
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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try telling them before you go to sleep that you have to leave for work early the next day and they will have to leave then.
 
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TheBucketOfTruth

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Kal0051 said:
try telling them before you go to sleep that you have to leave for work early the next day and they will have to leave then.
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2nd, set this up from the start even though it's the oldest line in the book. If you're trying to keep them around, then make sure you tell them before you have sex so that it doesn't blatantly look like you're trying to get rid of them (which you are).
 
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When you wake up act rediculously surprised that she is in your bed and go:

"OMG, HOLY SH!T! who are you and why are you in my bed!?!?!?" Then grab something like you are about to fight off an intruder.

She will leave, thinking you are crazy. She may text you later asking what your problem was. This is where you fabricate a story of your short term memory amnesia. Then, you can invite her over again for another fun night, only to do the same thing the following morning.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Joe Stud said:
go to the farm supply store, and buy a cattle prod. Then jolt her out.... LOL
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:crackup: The reason Joe NEVER gets a second date!!!!!
 
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Except maybe with cows ....????
 
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Kal0051 said:
try telling them before you go to sleep that you have to leave for work early the next day and they will have to leave then.
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good idea, I guess the warning is better than suddenly kicking them out the next morning.

I just hope they don't provide resistance to this idea the next morning, then **** could get ugly =/
 
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Tell her after sex, not before. It goes something like this.

Her: What are you feeling right now?
You: Erm...I dunno...but you have to be outta here by 7am, gotta get to work.
Her: Your wish is my command.

I have a feeling things might not go so smoothly every time but that's pretty much the jist of it.
 
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