What to do when you have a hb9 and the sex sucks

[Moofahsa]

First off, this is a serious post. I know this sounds far fetched, but seriously this is kinda on my mind. I know someone here has been in the same position before.

Found a girl that is the envy of all my buddies. She is a solid 9, dresses well...knows how to act, I can take her around my parents...but the sex is horrible. In the bedroom she is far too aggressive. I don't know, I have tried talking to her and she acts like I have a problem,. She has only been with 5 guys, was married for 4 1/2 years. She is not a slvt and it was a big challenge to get in her pants. But after I got it, I was pretty disappointed and it is only getting worse. She wants sex every single day and I feel like it is a chore...seriously. I don't know what to think, she acts ultra confident in the sack, but gets very insecure if she sees me noticing other girls...threw away my magazine collection and deleted all my porn videos off my computer. (Her husband cheated on her with a very ugly girl she says, really bothers her) She views porn has cheating? Having other girls on my myspace as "cheating"...just weird stuff.

I like being aggressive sometimes if I have had a few drinks, but this is ridiculous. I've tried about everything at one point or another, but this girl throws in fake porn star moans and this fake ass voice that is a giant turn off. Likes to be choked until she nearly passes out, slapped around, hurt...just way way over the top. Reminds me of some hardcore gangbang video...weird stuff. What is driving me nuts is I'll get into my "zone" where I'm pumping away and she starts rocking her hips trying to make me go faster...talking the whole time, sheesh. she gets off but I'll be damned if I don't have to beat off to make myself ***.

Just not really my cup of tea, on the plus side she is up for absolutely whatever...but I just can't seem to get into it.

Don't get me wrong, I'm happy with it...just not really what I was expecting...ideas? Comments? Am I just stupid?

 

[Create Reality]

She is highly expectant of you falling over her. Her behavior is ****ing rude. She is not listening to your needs. Her behavior towards you is towards that of an AFC. You should leave her and not come back.

 

[I.A.F.Y.B.]

Sounds like she has some issues and wants to be in charge. Get rid of her..

 

[Solomon]

hey

First off, this is a serious post. I know this sounds far fetched, but seriously this is kinda on my mind. I know someone here has been in the same position before.

Found a girl that is the envy of all my buddies. She is a solid 9, dresses well...knows how to act, I can take her around my parents...but the sex is horrible. In the bedroom she is far too aggressive. I don't know, I have tried talking to her and she acts like I have a problem,. She has only been with 5 guys, was married for 4 1/2 years. She is not a slvt and it was a big challenge to get in her pants. But after I got it, I was pretty disappointed and it is only getting worse. She wants sex every single day and I feel like it is a chore...seriously. I don't know what to think, she acts ultra confident in the sack, but gets very insecure if she sees me noticing other girls...threw away my magazine collection and deleted all my porn videos off my computer. (Her husband cheated on her with a very ugly girl she says, really bothers her) She views porn has cheating? Having other girls on my myspace as "cheating"...just weird stuff.

I like being aggressive sometimes if I have had a few drinks, but this is ridiculous. I've tried about everything at one point or another, but this girl throws in fake porn star moans and this fake ass voice that is a giant turn off. Likes to be choked until she nearly passes out, slapped around, hurt...just way way over the top. Reminds me of some hardcore gangbang video...weird stuff. What is driving me nuts is I'll get into my "zone" where I'm pumping away and she starts rocking her hips trying to make me go faster...talking the whole time, sheesh. she gets off but I'll be damned if I don't have to beat off to make myself ***.

Just not really my cup of tea, on the plus side she is up for absolutely whatever...but I just can't seem to get into it.

Don't get me wrong, I'm happy with it...just not really what I was expecting...ideas? Comments? Am I just stupid?

man

bwhahahahahahahaha

No disrespect, but this story is funny as hell!!!

ayo I was in a similar situation if you ain't sexually compatible or the sexual chemistry ain't on point, break it of. Trust me you doing yourself a disservice by staying with someone who ain't floating your boat

Peace

 

[Captain]

Sounds like she has some issues and wants to be in charge. Get rid of her..

Seconded.

Any girl who throws out any of your property is not relationship material.

Keep her as a f*** buddy

 

[Phoenix]

If you ever sense anything fake... that it. End it.

 

[Bible_Belt]

on the plus side she is up for absolutely whatever


oh really? Does she like girls? Have her bring one home for you.

 

[TheBucketOfTruth]

Lol, these are the kind of girls I'm looking for right now, but being in a relationship with one is a no-no.

Are her moans and groans because you're doing a good job or are they just over the top theatrics that have no relation to what you're doing?

 

[Unbridled_Phoenix]

Dude this is hilarious. And familiar.

She's really good for the eyes and seems to have it together, but sex with her is weird. It's something she sais, something she does, or something about her body that rubs you the wrong way. For a man this is a strange feeling, as we are not supposed to be so discerning.

It sais, "She's really hot, but she has guy feet or a prickly pvssy or whatever, why don't I want to have sex with her more?"

I had a short deal with a topless dancer who was smokin' hot, but she could not have sex without clawing the living sh!t out of my back and yelling at me like a drill instructor. It was fun a couple times, I manhandled her and she loved it, but too many mornings waking up on bloodstained sheets with her F'ing dog licking my wounds...

Anyway, it's your subconscious and conscious mind in conflict here. You know she isn't a good match for you.

I'd say just have fun with her til you know the thing's run it's course.

 

[horaholic]

Use her for social proof.

 

[TheBucketOfTruth]

It sais, "She's really hot, but she has guy feet or a prickly pvssy or whatever, why don't I want to have sex with her more?"

It was hard not to think of this episode.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bSL4cmFW_GU