"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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What to do when a girl asks "how big is your **ck"?

Play the Game

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LOL that didn't keep me from fcuking 2 of em.
It's just a mind game to see if you'll get insecure.

If you feel like you don't know what to do just watch some porn.
First girl i had sex with couldn't even tell i was a virgin.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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wayword

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Play the Game said:
how this one girl's bf's c0ck was so fcuking huge. lol
Supposedly 10 inches.
Ha, I doubt it. Anything >7" looks "huge" to most girls.

It was probably "only" 8" or so...

Girls just like bragging about their bf's size and so will often stretch the truth like a fish story. This has been well-documented.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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jonwon

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There is only one response to this question.

"big enough to fill a pram"


Ok there is one more.


"It's only 5" inch but some women dont like it that thick"

Yes some girls ask this question, especcially if they are interested in fuc*ing you!
 

eaglez1177

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I actually had a girl ask me if my d*ck was big and I just told her I would rip her in half
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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CrunchyNut said:
"Bigger than yours"
ha its funny, I was out with one of my friends and we bumped into another mate whose actually gay. He's seen a photo of my **** through my ex gf, so naturally the conversation came onto that when one of his friends (a girl) said I was good looking. He told her, which lead to her asking me how big it was.

"Bigger than yours" was the response, she laughed, ended up sleeping with her that night. PROOF.

Man having gay friends is so good for meeting girls!
 

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"my d**k is so small that when I pee,
I pee on my balls"

I never said this to a girl but I used it in a freestyle battle and the crowd went crazy.
(switched my to your and I to you ofcourse)
 

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I had this happen to me when I was 17 right out of high school. I was a MASSIVE AFC so you know I didn't do anything about it. Now she's married, blah blah. Oh memories...
 

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"hmmm...do you have a ruler?" :p

if she says "no" and you have one, go get it and bring it back to her. She tried to shock you with that question, and now you've turned the tables on her. If she's shocked and doesn't seem willing to measure, playfully laugh at her and her sudden change of tone. If she is willing to measure..well let her. ;)
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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"How much can you take?"

"Only one way to find out..."

If you can tell she's really craving it, just take her by the hand without saying a word, and lead her someplace private. You can work it out from there.
 
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