"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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what to do.... what to do

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I wanna bang my ex (sort of),

she asking lots a questions about my current girlfriend, she want to know ih ive had sex with her????

my ex is a virgin btw
and my current girlfriend was also until id give her a seein to lol

i wann sorta keep my options open so so i tel yes ive had sex with my virgin girlfriend or what??

if i tell i think think she'll get jealous but am not that sure how girls minds work these days;)
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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rgeere

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she asking lots a questions about my current girlfriend, she want to know ih ive had sex with her????

Don't answer her directly, say something like:

"Why? Do you want to watch or something?"

Even if you arn't, she will assume that you are and would probably increase whatever interest she still has in you.

You arn't lying by saying this BTW.
 

biker_gixxer

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Originally posted by rgeere
she asking lots a questions about my current girlfriend, she want to know ih ive had sex with her????

Don't answer her directly, say something like:

"Why? Do you want to watch or something?"

Even if you arn't, she will assume that you are and would probably increase whatever interest she still has in you.

You arn't lying by saying this BTW.
I like this answer...
 

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Originally posted by biker_gixxer
I like this answer...
eaxtly why would u ever answer her directly, you arent her *****, shes ur toy :) have fun with her, keep her interested

dont lie or do anything stupid to harm her, because you dont wanna lose ur toy do you?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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