"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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What to do in situations like this

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I was in a circle with my friends and this HB 9 just hugs me from behind and pretents like she's ****ing me from behind.

It was all fun an stuff, but all I did was smile and I didnt really say anything funny.

Anyway, she's in my class tomorrow in a double drama period where I can get a chance to talk to her.

Any tips on what I should do or say? I dont talk to her much.

I think she's interested in me, but she is quite a horny one :D

cheers :)
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Go up to her and do the samething.
 
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Originally posted by Alittude
Go up to her and do the samething.
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without ur pants on.

and then maybe slip it in when shes not noticing,
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Originally posted by sasha89
I was in a circle with my friends and this HB 9 just hugs me from behind and pretents like she's ****ing me from behind.

It was all fun an stuff, but all I did was smile and I didnt really say anything funny.

Anyway, she's in my class tomorrow in a double drama period where I can get a chance to talk to her.

Any tips on what I should do or say? I dont talk to her much.

I think she's interested in me, but she is quite a horny one :D

cheers :)
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psh i would have made a shocked face, turned around, examined her, and said either "are you mad" or something like "well ur easy"
 
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If you're interested in this girl just start a conversation with her and see what she's doing on a night that you're free and ask her out somewhere....it's not THAT hard. You'll do fine. ;)
 
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If you were a regular joe, you would immediately express your interest in her in a beta-like way and show that you arent much of a challenge. But you're a different dude and you just need to be as playful as her and don't be afraid to touch her casually. Overall, the focus is to be playful and oh yeah, get the digits if you actually do like her. And also bust on her and sh*t about her raping you.
 
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lol go up 2 her n tell her what she did last night was very naughty n its gonna cost her...tell her u cant trust her round u anymore n shes gonna have 2 make it up 2 u lol...thats somthing id do!
 
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Originally posted by MVP¤¥¤JI€GALO
lol go up 2 her n tell her what she did last night was very naughty n its gonna cost her...tell her u cant trust her round u anymore n shes gonna have 2 make it up 2 u lol...thats somthing id do!
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Hell yeah! Say something like that...if she doesn't like it...you'll know...but nothing BAD can come out of it. ;)
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Suprise sex her.
I would have copped a feel when she was "shagging" you :p
But that's just me.
And judging by the fact he says she's an HB9, I reckon he's interested.
Play it cool, hotshot.
 
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