"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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What to do if a girl HITS/ABUSE you..

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DonJuanByNature

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http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showpost.php?p=951703&postcount=31

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Originally Posted by Espi

Anyhow, this friend I talked about earlier - one day his girlfriend and he were fighting - and she hit him. He backhanded her pretty hard. Well, I don't know what it is, but I wanted to knock the living hell out of him. I do not condone hitting a woman for any reason, unless I really feel that woman is putting my life or my family's life in danger. I'm sorry, but a woman hitting a man is nothing like a man hitting a woman. That isn't sexist, old fashion, or any of that other BS - that is simply genetics.

What's your opinions, DJ's?

My responce...... as seen in this link or repasted below

http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showpost.php?p=951703&postcount=31

It is one thing to come home drunk and beat a woman cause you had a bad day, and its another thing to defend yourself... a back hand is not a fist.. and I bet you later on she wanted to be banged and abused by him cause he was man enough to back hand her.. like it or not.. women LOVE BAD BOYS and bad boys dont put up with bull****.. if you dont feel like hitting her, then grapple her to the ground and then put her on the belly , get on top like doggy style while she is flat and still pinned, then THRUST YOUR HIPS like your banging her and then wisper in her ear "I can fck you at any moment and do to you anything i please if I really wanted to" almost simmulating rape, obviously without doing it... and then let her go... (if she proceeds do it again and repeat it, and say "dont forget who the daddy is" .. point is.. she is going to have WET DREAMS about it... sounds crazy and creepy but proven medical science... cause for that moment she will actually feel REALLY vernable.. and think oh my god, this kid CAN really take it if he really wanted to.. BUT he didnt cause he cool, but HE could have, WOW>. etc... NOW THATS how you get a girl hooked.... NOOBS :moon:
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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If a woman hits you without damn good reason you picked up a psycho.....you fvcked up, now LEAVE HER!!

If you need to stop her hitting you restrain her and/or placate her with words. There's no excuse to hit her unless she has a weapon or something and is a real threat to you. Its not like being slapped by a girl is going to endanger your life.


NOW THATS how you get a girl hooked.... NOOBS
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Why would you want to get a girl like this hooked? Your post sounds very theoretical and clueless, and for the record bad boys don't use geeky internet slang such as "noobs".

You sound like the typical sosuave nerd whose only sexual experiences involve internet porn and a box of tissues. OR you are having a joke at our expense! Be careful because some impressionable kids her might take this stuff seriously!
 
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The Truth said:
If a woman hits you without damn good reason you picked up a psycho.....you fvcked up, now LEAVE HER!!

Why would you want to get a girl like this hooked? Your post sounds very theoretical and clueless, and for the record bad boys don't use geeky internet slang such as "noobs".

You sound like the typical sosuave nerd whose only sexual experiences involve internet porn and a box of tissues. OR you are having a joke at our expense! Be careful because some impressionable kids her might take this stuff seriously!
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Okay..I ur right in that I didnt explain myself.. What I am doing it creating a serioues potentiall relationship/dating ending situation into a tease-give/take situation.. i.e. By being funny (not reacting to her in the way she is), but keeping your cool, restraining and then playfully while not paying attention to her pull the move.. with a smile/smerk... (i.e. Sex after a good fight is great) in a way your throwing subliminal sex images at her, also being brutal (without physical action), and mentally teasing her... it works..

regarding noob.. well.. guess what, I was a nerd, turned DonJuan, cause I practice and practiced and practice, and i have NO FEAR.. I hit on girls EVERY DAY.. and I AM GOOD AT IT... I am black belt at picking up girls, cause Ive been doing it for 13 years!!! (since 15)... duh
noob :moon:
 
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