What to do about date if you still live with parents?

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

Don Juan Prototype

Don Juan

Nov 26, 2005

Damn this is why college can be a beautiful thing. In all actuality you can really just go to her parent's place (I assume she lives with her parents) and see how they respond to it. If that's a no go, youre 21, you have to have some friends with their own place or who live with parents who don't give a fucc if they fucc downstairs or not. Why do you live in the same room with your sister? I dunno, im confident that youll find a way man.

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.