What to do about crazy sex drive

[Rubato]

This may be the reverse of the problem guys typically have, but my sex drive has been outrageously high lately. I feel like a caged animal most of the time. I dropped all my plates over the Christmas holiday and have just started dating again, but I have nothing f*ckable at this point and I'm skeptical that my DJing skills are going to procure anything for me soon.

I'm at the point that if prostitution were legal in the States, I'd be broke.

What can I do about this? I either want to lower the sex the drive or develop a way to start getting reliable sex. I can't go to the gym, class, work, even the freaking grocery store without seeing women, and when I see them I can feel this sexual energy just about take me over. Going to the gym yesterday was brutal because it was full of gorgeous women in skin tight clothing and I really didn't care who, I just wanted a piece of a$$.

This isn't a troll thread, I'd just like a way to deal with this one way or the other. I'll be going out to the club tomorrow night. Any tips for snagging an SNL?

 

[topcat2001]

Try this yoga pose..
http://www.vanityfair.com/magazine/...slideshowVertical.masl17_yearinphotos0712.jpg

if that is too advanced try this
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sirsasana

if you can do the second one you will lower your sex drive. if you can do the first one you won't have to worry about lowering your sex drive.

alternately you can find some fat chick and bang her if you just want to relieve yourself but you will probably feel ****ty afterwards or you can find porn or you can try this

http://www.artificialp*ssy.com/

 

[Chamber36]

I'd try and harness the sexual energy to increase the sexual tension. Sort of like this guy: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I4lXTBLIh9g (sorry I know SATC is bullcrap but there's some truth to these scenes)